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Best Viewed Big Screen : Theatre Darkened
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Monday, March 16th, 2020
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The Sable Mati Hari Flower
* Cure Vac *
* Dinner Eaten : Too Late Washing The Soup *
XLV Trying To Buy Germany's Virus Antidote for #1 Billion $'s.
A Hoarder's Exclusive Rights

                                                                       --Secret Woo 'Greta'
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America Only
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Neo-Proverb : Covering Their Own Asses?!
God shall judge the selfish, `Let Them Eat Toilet Paper!`

                                                                    --Unnamed
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Snip-Snap-Synopsis
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* Once Upon A Time In Immigration America *
`Wops were even more despised than Negros & Papists.
Now, unlike the more contained Chinese & Koreans :
We Are Little Italy's Breeding Ground.`

                                                      --Snip-Snap
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Example Unfollowed
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Crewcut Passion / Limmerick Spaceship
* Rainbow Over*
`Black Eve Of Saint Patrick's Tuesday...The Fed's Out Of Lucky Charms
...Green Rivers Run Bled.`

                                                                           --Limmerick
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Crimson Timothy
* Bernie Requiem : [As Of Tuesday's Polls Closing] *
`Of Course Joe's Dementia'ed.
Our only hope tho'...
keeping the scarecrow's brains together for four years;
or at least past the election.`

                                                                             --Crimson
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Scuttlebutt Rumour
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`Unless you're A Pelosi, it's a Big Boy World.`

                                                                                                   --Scuttlebutt
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Patina Decease
* State Of Readiness *
"Testing, Testing 1-2-3!"  Is It Sound Check Or Battle Trumpet's Call? *

*Rocky & Bullwinkle!
`Da-Dah-Da-Da-Da Charge!
The Light Brigade Into Darkness?
or
7th Calvary Little Big Horned?`

                                                      --Patina
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* _____ *

`Who would ever believe? Real Sports Dead As Fantasy.`
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The Cost Of Being Queen
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Pigweed Dreams
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`Who knew?  Tho' You Girth Out At More Than Three People All By Yourself
--The Invisible Enemy Is You!`

                                                      --Pigweed
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* ______ *

kiss in common
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Sunday Ides Of March, 2020

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The Snake's Waistcoat
*
* Jumpy As Wishbone Halved *
`You just know the markets are ... : ... Elipsis Solid.`

`I just think, The Second Great Economic Depression :
shall shake out to be more damaging than temporary suffering & death.`

                                                                --The Snake's
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Marrowflesh
* Friday The Thirteen's Rise ? | +1985 *
`Buying The Bathwater : Baby Stillborn.`

                                                      --Marrowflesh
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Second Great Depression
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Kittens Starlight
`...there's a place in my heart, for love to start;
even tho' it's ... Ides Of March.`

                                                                   --Kittens
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* Adorable Crusades *
The Rape Of Byzantium : Confused Western Christianity
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Sew Buttons
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* Programmed State Of Health Care : FORTRAN & COBOL Testing *
`Sailing in archaic circles, no way past the do loops.`

                                                                     --Sew
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East Wing
* bobbing as Chinese *
`--find met you.`

                                                                --East
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Chasing Spaceships/Belayed Mars
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`--planets & their allies.`

                                                              --Chasing
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Animal Eyelights
* Covid Selfish | Hoarding Nature *
`Relevant as human...we're all beings.`

                                                           --Animal
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 cream calm   *  feathersoft wreathe * blindfold sunstruck
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Pulse Fuss
Rx : Beware :  The Worried Well :
Hoarding Titanic Test Kits & Medial Care
O
Selfish Sanity Trying To Stay Afloat

                                                                                --Pulse
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Playground Whiles
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`Kittle Cologne past alone...all kids grow up.`
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`Still innocent--spit a dewdrop on you.`

                                                                  --Playground
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Burst Curio
* tRump II ?! *
`Not a chance in happen.`

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Farm Watermark
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| State Of State | 6 PM EST Michigan Time : Gretchen Ester Whitmer Delivers VP Acceptance Speech?
Or Stacey Abrams ... Possibly Elizabeth?
[8.23.71] [12.9.73] [6.22.49]

                                                                             --Farm
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Friday The Thirteenth, 2020
$ +1985.00 to 23,185.62 $



Orange Ball
`The Only Thing You Have To Fear...Is Fear Myself.`

                                                    --Orange Ball
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Married Miss Trite Overload
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Crackerassed; Trite had always wanted to be cute as a curve, all the allures.

                                         --Married Miss
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obsequious as oatmeal     .     diffident eel
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Parisian Sands
! tense ejaculation !
`The World Is Out To Get Me ! Europe Is Closed!`
* [Stable Paranoiac] *

                                                               --Parisian
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If Maybe w/ Probably Maybe
* Jaded *
ennui model, passive as posture awaiting display

                                                --If
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* Pinched Maven *
Lip juxtaposition; walking like a starched kiss.
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now jaded as perchance
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Chilly Winklemeir
* Education Stunted *
His Most Effective Appointment : [Bringing Michigan]
! Betsy Devos !
idle as swan, then parroting
! relentless !

                                             --Chilly
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The Snake's Waistcoat
8*8 Coiled Up In Hearsay *8*
Second Hand Science
[] Banning Europe ][

                                                                    --The Snake's
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Handshake Boundries
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* _______ *

fading away briskly
*
anachronism crusted upon foible
*
: Quiescent Press :
`The media is a whale on plankton, pretending sharky.`
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jumpy as a wishbone halved; all full of scent & hot; jumpy as homespun
*
he said, tough as a weekend gladiaor, paunchy
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suave as smooth, a ladyman's hot
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Milt Overload
sparse as delicate, thinning hair

                                                     --Milt
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Miniatures Of Broadway
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`Hey Front Line Matt Gaetz ! You Charade Neo Chicken Hawk!
Yapping like a little dog with toy fur!
Yet, One First To Cop The Cure : Hey Man?! Women & Children First!

                                                                --Miniatures
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Salvation Is Nigh : Everyone Gets A Test Kit
Miniatures : For Your Protection ! The Virus Mastiff!
#Comfort Dogs : Turn Off Your TV!
...& Don't Peek At The Internet!
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Tangled Crest Semi-Flatline : A Lot Of Wisdom Hyphens
When You Let Amateurs Run The Spoof.`
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he said, preambling fissure; the bite about to bark
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all of her laugh loved to flight
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now jaded as perchance
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lost in caution, she stayed
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Natty Rumple
Natty drinked, ruddy as hamburger awating turned.

                                                          --Natty
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Lessons Dominoe
* Reporting From The White House *
dressing piquant in gesture /
nervous as a glitch
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eagle slinky   wart pensive
-
the buck stops nowhere

                                                                  --Lessons
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Thursday, March 12th, 2020
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Slash Fasteye
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`Friday The Thirteenth Eve : Market Reaping Day?!`

 
                                                    --Slash
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Wolfgang Poem
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`Loved you...right from the start of forever.`

                                                                        --Wolfgang
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Star Satyr
* Corona Katrina'ed : Second Administration Kiboshed! *
$$$ He Wields His Dollars Like Swastika 666 $$$
-2,055 So Far Today : From February 12 to High Noon Of March 12th
... A Leap Month Later : 29,551 to 21,500 : 8,000 Lost.
[It's A Good Thing The Ides Of March Is Not A Trading Day]

                                                   --Star
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Hurricane Scream
* Katrina Corona'ed! *
UnReelactable
| His Second Administration Kiboshed By Buffoonish Incompetence |

`God Unforgiving...if not this, it'd've been something else.`

                                                       --Hurricane
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Tail Penny
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Donna DOW(n) : Dying Femme Fatale  `Once upon a game...`

                                                        --Tail
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Nothing Past The Moon
* Bitten Seduction *
`Like a web she let her spider down...ungowned.`

                                                              --Nothing Past
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Puppet Flesh
OUR Mannequin President
- $ -
Fiasco Response : As Dummy
$-S
Clumsy

                                                  --Puppet
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Wednesday, March 11th, 2020
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Globe Thistle*
* Problem Quickly *
"If we get rid of the problem quickly everything solved itself."
`If pickles were cucumbers the moon would be green cheese.`

[Half Double Speak]

                                                           --Globe
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Prime Time Address
* Petrie Dish Cultured *
`A Bum From Queens ... offering a smile little as toothpaste.`

                                        --Josef Mohawk

PostNote : My Science Is Yours
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Spindly Elm
* Stillbirth : Selfish Me *
`Oh no, Piped In Fans.  Movie Without Soundtrack
...Entertainment Woes!`

`March Sadness...`

                                               --Spindly
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Big Head
* Pure Capitalism : Market Forces Welcome *
As Long As They're Tame Bulls, Not Wild Bears.
[Pacifying Adam Smith]

                                                --Big
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Stolen Space
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`Frazzled Chakras : It's Become A Habit ... Prayer Or Charade.`

`Find Out Nancy Drew!`

                                                                       --Stolen Space
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Overarching Intent
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`Get Out There & Work.  Virused Or Not *
Snively Weak; All Of You--Guts Of A Worm!

                                                     --Overarching
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Policy Is Not Personal




Minor Evil
* Gobert Virus *
OUT!  He's A Foreigner

                                                   --Minor
                                                   [#Suspend Evil!]
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* _____ *

`Oh, oh! already miss my Giannis Bucks Fix!`  --Spindly Elm
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2020
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Kismet Mortal
* Still An Atheist *
`Aiee!  I loathe myself for hating but, would almost believe in God
if Collins, Gaetz & tRump shared the virus...`
[Thier Touch Less Than Human]

`Karma, I'm caught in an inhuman fantasy.`

                                                                     --Kismet
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Possibility
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Pirate Guillotined
* My Science *
"Perfect..." OUR President said, expressive as a scar obstinate.
"I know."
`After all, I'm a bit of a God myself.`

                                --Pirate
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Lattice Veneer
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`So I see, #RecentlyNow : Twitter Semi-Instantaneously Pegs Ads On New Hashtags.`
#YouAloneOwnTheAd : #SolePersonalSponsorshipCopyright.

`So Precocious, Those Clever; Those Programmed Androids...`

                                                  --Lattice Veneer
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* _____________________ *

*AM Radio *
`Aagh!  They're still mining 9-11 for Injured Patriotism.`
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Shadows Of Remind  A Lost Novel
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* wily chicanery *
Mitch McConnel : Supreme Court Justice Stolen
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Monday, March 9th, 2020
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Blue Cat Deville
Angel & The Badman
* Westerns Are ... Boy Romances *
`...& Gail Russel So Friendly Hot.`

                                           --Blue Cat
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Blood Martyr
QUESTIONNAIRE
* Red Virus Hat Vs. Pink Vagina *

`...will dreams be, real as blood?`

                                                                      --Blood Martyr

CDC Denial
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`...like a song you remember from destiny.`
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*De Compartmentalization *
 "It's perfect, just like my call...& the transcript," he answered, crisp with rationale.`
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Buckaroo Jody
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`The Difference Between Now & Time.`

                                                --Buckaroo
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Roots Antecedent
* Model *
Not Self : All The Fate You Wore
* Model Mannequin *

                                                    --Roots
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Decayed Boomers :  prisoner of task
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`You so...`    --Such You
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`...no chance in this time, we've got to go home.`  General Principle
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Sunday, March 8th, 2020
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8
Beehive Postures

* The Truth *
`...can't hide, hidden things.`

                                                   --Beehive
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Rainbo Ponytail
* Rally Troops *
`Heaven comes to those who believe in today.`

                                              --Rainbo
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Bedouin Cardinal
* Truth In Justice *
`It seems like forever, was a long time ago.`

                                                              --Bedouin
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Tether Nightspoon
* Research Corporation *
Fusion GPS : Republican Primary Challengers Instigate Steele Dossier.
Only Then, Was The Initial Tab Resubscribed By Hillary.

                                           --Tether
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Saturday, March 7th, 2020
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Hangshadow Curves/Shy Pandora
* Inept CDC *
dressing up nuance       virtuous as placebo

                                                                                                  --Hangshadow
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Roman Catacombs
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* Rallying Courage *
(C'est la vie truth...)

Black Plague Redux : Food & Famine, It'll Kill The Stock Market Too.

                                                    --Roman
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Lattice Veneer   beefing her voice up to a sigh
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said with a voice sensible as naugahyde
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mildly snarling, pugnacious as placebo
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settling in cacopony
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fond as habitual
*
`In our deperate search for sanity, it seems to be ... Coalesce Joe.`
*
2016 Redux : `See who you voted for?
Vanity & insanity busy coalescing mirror deeep.`
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Egg Crash Coffin
* Half Pence *
`Staunch as putty...The Perfect Dictatored VP.`

                                              --Egg Crash
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In Charge Of Disease
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Tork Malarky
* This VIRUS *
{Created By Media Types & Democrats}
`A Godless Plot To NOT Reelect! OUR President.
They Want To Wound OUR IRA's!`

                                               --Tork
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Ragged Coaster w. Rogue Corvair
* 3:10 To Yuma *

* Empty Stages *

                                                                    --Ragged
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Friday, March 6th, 2020
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Moonrise Ephemerides
*
`Well done Elizabeth, you left when we were still fond of you.
Just As With Once Upon A Mario Cuomo (1996)--2016 Your Only Hope
...but that was Hillary's Turn.`

                                                             --Moonrise
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Lollipops & Demons
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`Death To The Stars!`

                                     --Lollipops
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Star Death
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.
Such You

* False Flag Day *
XLV  `--hate celebrates your birthday.`

                                                      --Such
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Francinsense Buffalo
* IVth Chief Of Staff  *
`Mark Meadows ... Soon To Be Flooded With Impotency Higher Up.`

                                                                    --Francinsense
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(post blown)   eyes without stars  : Castrog Delomain:  "--took your angel."
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soul sold enfold
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`God forgets, & devil's appear.`
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`Vous.  --blood included."
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cold as alive; reptile
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Flesh Equator
* tender girth *
'Floating Balloon Man' $$$ The Fiscal Shepherd $$$
Modern Hindenburg

                                               --Floating Flesh
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Thursday, March Fifth, 2020
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Jet Bubbles
* Behold The Wonder Of ... The Potomac Hunchback *
3.4% = 1%
][ His Wisdom Infectious ][
[] Science Knows Littler Than He []

                           --Jet
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Sunet Tiers
*
America First : Old KKK Saw :
`Charles Lindberg His Patron Saint : Fascist License Plate.`

                                    --Sunset
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Curry Favor
* Mea Culpa Evangelists!? *
`Dirty as anothers soul.`
[Mine So Pure]

                          --Curry
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Spectrum Patio
* Daily Briefs *
`Zig-Zag Schemes Winning The Day : Suture Evoloution.`

                                                                   --Spectrum
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Crescent Moon Slippers
*
`...shadows cry too.`

                                                         --Crescent Moon
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An Assortment Of Maldor & Rahme : The Evil Gemini Twins
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Satan's Concubines
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black with romance     terra cotta sin
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"--I wouldn't kiss you if you were my cock!"
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serpentine integrity
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`--you & your white.`
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castrating angels
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One Eighth Twist : `You know we all do it for ourselves.`
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Miss Nomers
* Waxing Walpurgis * Market DOW(n)
`Almost at my darkest; darker still...               
                                            I can make Alistair Crowley look like a choirgirl.`
[18,000 XVII The Moon : Echo 2008 : Beginning & End Of XLV]

Gold : 1666

                                                               --Miss
                                                               [The Imp Maiden]
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Infastructure :  Rudimentary Nothings.
*
Mortal As Soul
  *
his gaze chilly occular
z * x
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* ___________ *

face shading the shadows
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backing fact into faux corners
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Nightmare Delivered
* Freedom Knell * : Apocalypse Toast :
`Chastising Schumer; Chief Justice Roberts raising an empty flagon.`

                                                     --Nightmare
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Wednesday, March Forth, 2020
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Ragged Coaster w/ Rogue Corvair
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Repast Repeated / Consummation Motif
`Spider...`  `...butterly.`

                                                         --Ragged
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Dusted Quotient
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skinny knees, knobby as goose pimples

                                                           --Dusted
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Monk's Talisman
* Post Super Tuesday *
`The Mummy Arises!  Cadaver Alive...
The Market Gets A Joe Bounce...Down Again Tomorrow.`

                                   --Monk's Talisman
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Tuesday, March Third :  SuperTuesday 2020
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Egg Crash Coffin
* Puppet Covert *
Suicide Genesis : Lacking A Belief in Science; Calling Up Flooding Storms!
[Mother Earth & The CoronaVirus.]

                                            --Egg Crash
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Scuttlebutt Rumour
* Lunging Vegan *
Certified Truth :  The Exploits Of Secret Service First Lady *
Her Man Under Threat?!  Melania Wouldn't Have Waved A Pinkie.

                                                                         --Scuttlebutt
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Miss Nomers
`Shadows cry too...`

                                                 --Miss
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Saphire Bunting
* Rumours Innuendo  : A Show *
`Disease Reposd!  [The Truth Can't Hurt Your, If You Don't Believe It]

Officially :  No Boogie Men Allowed.

                                                      --Saphire
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Potato Truth
`The Hunger Games!? Buy It For Your Kids.
So tasty & fast, it's like reading buttered popcorn.
Multiple Munchings!`
[Skip The Movies]

                                       --Potato
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Printed Nimbus
* Queens Carpetbagger *
rotted pumpkin left over from The Ku Klux Klan

                                                                         --Printed
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Ransom Frantic : Stabilizing Interest Rates
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Cookie Sugars
* There Are To Be No Games? *
Summer Olympics In The Winter

                                             --Cookie
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WinterSummerOlympics
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Pique Nickels
Status...in love with Eye Que  'Queue' ! I. Q. Cue !   [circa 1962]

                                                    --Pique
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Eternal Teaparty
30,000 To 18,000
Back To The 2016 XXII Moon

                                            --Eternal
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Denier Science : Light Ransom : Tranquil Litigation : Scopes On Trial
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The Changemaker

! The Charioteer Of Pestilence !
DRIVEN FIGMENTS : `They've made lies natural as fiction.`

                                                                 --Changemaker
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Kidnap Trepanned
`Fan Boy Of Putin & Xi...Communist Coddler.!
Yet Hater Of Socialist Democrats.`

                                             --Kidnap
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Monday, March Second, 2020
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Minor Evil
`The Weak...Should Just Die & Get Out Of The Way Of Market Forces.
The DOW Is Our Fatted Goddess.`

                                                                      --Minor
                                                                    [Spokesman Of Pound$Money]
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Sunday, March 1st, 2020
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Monsieur Von Due
* 1961 : One Eyed Jacks ? Bleached Technicolor *
`Self Directed : Every angle of Marlon Brando trying to look beautiful.`

                                                         --Monsieur
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Snap Axel
* Disease Repose *
`The Truth Can't Hurt, If You Don't Believe It.`

                                                        --Snap
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