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Wednesday Evening:  January 16th, 2012
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'Clean Coal Invades China; No One Wins, & The Atmosphere Loses.
It is not merely FOG.'

                                     --Tree Bulb

Tree Bulb

Tree Bulb
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Shadow Beautymark
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'The Neighbors is just so good...fits right in front of Modern Family.
Suburgatory makes it my favorite (non.cable.CBS.household)
hour & a half of the week.'
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[World War:  circa 1942]
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Tuesday Evening:  January 15th, 2012
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Natty Rumple:  Frontline Commentary from a bi-sexual British Way.

Natty Rumple
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  'Frontline is on...& I'm watching PBS on a Tuesday Night
It's Inaugural Day.Night Republican Drinks...
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  'Setting the scene for next weeks Second Inaugural, Frontline leads off with
Reactionary Politics:  Gingrich MC'ees a deathbed gathering of elite 'Publicans.
No doubt they drank Scotch, no Bourbon allowed...

'Half of The Congressional World just says no...Blanket Stonewall.
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'Publicans post Bank Bonus~'
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Frank Lutz:  If you vote for The Death Ceiling; Political Death
...don't you wanna play ball with John Baynor.
Not when he can sink his own putt.
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The Bi.Partisan Deal...too Good For America; treasonous foot dragging.
With less than two weeks to go; thought they had a secret grand bargain.
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Goody Kind

Goody Kind
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'Kelly New'Shire Ayote is The Jaw Of God--not The Orthodox Snapping Turtle
as some of ill intent call her!

Kelly is The Victor Of Benghazi; Will Ressurect The Terrorist Scent
when Hillary runs in 2016...
Kelly A+ will become The VP, or Even President, 4 Years Hence.
Do not doubt my saint!'
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Sunday Morning:  January 13th, 2013
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'I admire the casual asumption; the command of Peggy Noonan
as she masters her Sunday Morning Roundtable.
I myself, have often used that snotty tilt of my eyes;
the superior lift of my chin.

'In her command and aims; a thousand points of light live on.'

                                                       --Married Miss Trite Overload
                                                          [Holywood Vines Press Corp]



Married Miss Trite Overload
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Friday Evening:  January 11th, 2013
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'...it's raining where it shouldn't be.'

--anon.
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RIP Womb warns against leaving Afghanistan!  U.s...'Little S.' the evils chanted, needling us...

RIP Womb
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'A gun in every kitchen parlor; death spread table...
guy it on, do wan.'

So I, RIP Womb, Advise...Biden Negotiations:  MERELY
[Give up the 30 Clips Zip.pe'ty and Gun Owners Will Equivocate Pet Parents.
That's the only chip you'll have to give away...let 'em blow
a little tough guy hogwash--a doucheing of cojones` and that'll
drift 'em touch guy toward The Midterm Elections.]
--and on your tombstone you may wish to etch stone.age.
Cro Magnon Fears.
(--they'll take our axes! Viagra next!)
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So GunBoys! Loosen up; you'll loophole storing your 30
clippers at NRA certified shooting range master lock lockers.
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Store w. US, no Background Check...it'll finally 48 hour cycle drift off...
you won't have to be that perpetually obstinate.
GunShows Pasty Every Loophole; Fake Nipples & GunSights.
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I RIP Womb state, '--I never thought they'd dare Bilbo DragonMouth.'
Let alone propose entrance...they want to cut 20% of our budget.
Corporate Bondage demands Defense Jobs!!!
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Rue a la` Mode disproves of her husband's scary benediction:
'Now is the time to get out of Afhanistan.'

Rue a la` Mode:  Of The Wooden Spoon

Rue a la` Mode
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Thursday Evening:  January 10th, 2013
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brocolli president

Jokes or Statements are always anchored in a 47% angle of jibe;
if one says things & laughs at themselves and you:
they have Counted Naming Coup;
so eager to Divine, Naming you.

According to their bible or lies; statements according to as how they would treat you...
if you lived by 'Their Golden Rule' Treating You As They Would Treat Themselves
...should you ever fall upon Their 5-4 Supreme Court's table.

I Wanna Be~s pledge their legacy to you by whoring out children generations
to the immediacy of NOW; The Global Labor Market Stock.
                                                                                           --Republican Policy

[Lets get all the oil now so the kid're screwed; before we fabricate alternative energy.]

Future Policy Theme:
The End Of The Mayan Calender should signal a WWWIII miracle push
for Cold Fusion or String Theory or EveryThing
Close to Promising Possible Truth
--A Save The rain Forrest & Oceans reminiscent of
the U.S. or Them effort centered WWII's Oak Ridge-Enola Gay Transit.'
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'We have seen them, and they are us.  We must fatherly tend Mother Earth.'
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                                                           --One Eyed Mona Noon
'--blood soft as water, none of you has guts!'
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One Eyed Mona Noon:  The Alone Orphanage

One Eyed Mona Noon
[The Alone Orphanage Class of 1997]
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'Ripe as dominoe, diamonds cost...pure carbon.'

Cake Alone:  8th Birthday Party:  Similie, Amanita & Mascara.

Amanita Pesquita:  The Alone Orphanage Class Of 2007

Amanita Pesquita
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Wednesday Evening:  January 9th, 2013
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Comission Omission
Two Year Anniversary of Tucson...so odd, watching the
gun appreciation rights backlash; as some
 Anti's offer to pay double for those who would turn in Iron Age Weapons
for gift certificates.

Oh, poor little metallic waifs, 'Save the wee hostaged babies...'
The Twentieth Or The Two thousands'th Ammendment
quantumn'd magnum.
The Second Ammendment & Viagra Assume Our Manly Arms...
biceps forearms & trigger fingers.

Who books the fingerprint?

BE ASSURED WARNING:
GUNSs deserve the same status as pet.rights & egg.kissed.by.sperm.viable.soul.rights.
Every opinion has a lobbyist; who funds opinion.

If Corporations are People; they should go to remedial schools
& jail & local picnics & be responsible for White Collar Crime...PTA meetings,
Church and no Off Shore Accounts.

--????????????



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Tuesday Evening:  January 8th, 2012
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'What's with that weekly test of The Emergency Broadcast System?
Why do they play it three or four times a week but never on any other FM Station?

'I Think it's Cyber Saltpeter, Something Scooped Up From Project ELF.
Extemely Low Frequency mating with so high pitched...
I Think it is a plot to emasculate Liberal Male & Female reproductive rights.
--attacking our Sperm & Eggs so those AM Rant.Radio Righties May
Richly Exempt/Trailer Trash Procreate Faster Than Ambiguous Us.
Rio Tinto Mining Lake Superior Waters...Yellow Dog Planes Disturbed.'

                                      --2011 PM A.D.
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2011 PM A.D.:  The Alone Orphanage Class of Something

2011 PM A.D.
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Monday Morning:  January 7th, 2013
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Limmerick Spaceship hopes his Irish...27-24 his heart from his mouth; Notre Dame over 'Bama.

Limmerick Spaceship
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'From my heart & out my mouth:  The Irish fight more than The Tide seeps...
27-24 Notre Dame.'
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FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest:  The Alone Orphanage English Teacher; Host of the budding Chalkboard Grafitti . Com.

'It is a fallacy that one has a finite amount of Capitol to spend
upon entering a new term of presidency.

'Real Presidents win every just fight; Chuck Hagel's confirmation
process will only tar the enemy.

'It should have been the same for Susan Rice.'

--F.Q./F.Q.
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FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest
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Sunday Morning:  January 6th, 2013
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Forge:  The original Catcher of The Wee Willie Keelers [circa WWII]

Forge
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'Churchill & FDR led the free world into history                             
--today's Congress meanders within
                                                moon cycles and daily media imprints.

'Step up to the plate House & Senate gentlemen & women;
drop the rosin sack & pitch.

'Pretend real cojones.'
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Married Miss Trite Overload of The Holywood Vines Press Corp & The City Matrons.

Married Miss Trite Overload
..
When The President announced The Victory Of The Fiscal Cliff;
his Left Hand Man Joe Biden was grinning licked lips,
as if eyeing a bevy of bound and gagged debutantes; lupus canine sacrifices.

Two months from now we shall piously drop pennies into The Deficit Gorge.
Extending The Marianas Trench; Raising Ocean Levels...to Future Generations,
pretending we are responsible.

Corporate Bondage has made labor a world.wide market;
offshore the generic of Swiss Accounts.
Someone has to control the gold...sell you the diamonds.
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'Eeck!! Blunt & Unbalanced, I've just seen the visage of 'Lumpy Faced Scary'
Fox News Anchor Greta Van Susteren
--for the very first time (on This Week With George Stephanopoulos).

'Aack! that Dutch.Wooden.Shoes.Jaw just brought me back
to the bad old world of World War II--I couldn't
help but fascist flashback to my first grade teacher,
who ran recess like a Treblinka schoolyard.'

                                             --Stoolie Vestibule

Stoolie Vestibule:  Manager of The Wee Willie Keelers

Stoolie Vestibule
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'In October of 1917, America popped a 10% tax on many luxuries to pay for WWI.

'In 2010 the Republicans nixed extra taxes on elective plastic surgery,
even as they exoriated Faux Holywood.'

                                --Overall Total

Overall Total:  Chief Accountant of Tyronne Union Star Power's 2016 World Politician Cabinet.

Overall Total
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Thursday Evening:  January 3rd, 2013
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Baby Pie & Pillow Foray:  Earthewildes of The Evils

Pillow Foray
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'--angels cried, but tears lied.                          
                                          Their hearts weren't pure.'

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On Walpurgis Night, Stoolie Vestibule sends the boys & girls into baseball battle
on the 50th Anniversary of Adolph Hitler's DNA Creamation Cloning.

The Wee Willie Keelers vs. The Evils:  Night's Borderline:  April 30th, 1995
~
[Be Sure To watch for The Verbal Trailers via Twitter @ Stage Waystation.]
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Stoolie Vestibule:  Manager of The Superhero baseball team The Wee Willie Keelers.

Stoolie Vestibule
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'The only excuse for losing, is that you didn't win.'   --Stoolie
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'Go with yourselves...' Coffin Crops {crystalline ashes blessing}.
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Coffin Crops:  Wees Willies Undertaker

Coffin Crops
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Wednesday Evening:  January 2nd, 2013
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Blue Cat Deville:  Musician

Blue Cat Deville
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'Jim Morrison wouldn't let the rest of The Doors pimp out 'Light My Fire'
for $50,000 from a sports car commercial.

'Nowadays...it's a bitch when a radio rotationed diamond whores itself out for
saturation ads for a B.Grade Billy Crystal movie release.

'Songs anchor a time to memory; they should not include irrelevant crass associations.'
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New Town, Connecticut/Superstorm Sandy Hook
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Trent Overcoat Editorial on  [Closing out the two week novelty cycle of New Town]
--don't bother to cycle it again; glorified assassin & faux concern protecting media ratings...

If nothing happens in the next moon or two; if it's not happening,
don't bother to preach next time again.
Just ignore the dead & wounded; don't make misbeggoten stories
into mini 9-11 memorial holidays.

If not right away, do not redux tea & sympathy, dogged pony shows...
Kill any thoughts of Gun or Magazine or Global Warming control forever.
Frozen-scared Republicans clutch their primary penises...fearing tea nut challenges.

Time quicksands into forgotten, if nothing happens w.in 44 days I advise the liberals:
It is not worth a democratic effort...laissez-faire, Kill & Let Kill.
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                           --so say I, Trent Overcoat
                                                   War Correspondent of The Holywood Vines Press Corp
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Trent Overcoat:  Pitcher of The Wee Willie Keelers

Trent Overcoat
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Slash Fasteye endorses Grover Norquist & the NRA's 30 round clip ownership
Second Ammendment Freedom of Guaranteed Rights.

Slash Fasteye of The Evils

Slash Fasteye
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'If you gotta kill 'em you wanna kill 'm fast!
Big clips, cock guns.'
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Sunday Evening:   December 30th, 2012 A.C.
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'Kiss talks, yet I want your lips.'  Capturing The Pillows


Capturing The Pillows

Capturing The Pillows
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'...don't think you truly by-passed; survived 2012 A. D.                             
                                   XX Judgement upon XII The Hanged Man remains, with XIII Death.'
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Oui Acquiesce
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'Liquid calm, as the moon makes you.'
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Manhattan Harbors

'Fate is Deeper than False Destiny.  Global Warming is Solely Truth.'
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Downy Aficionado
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Saturday Afternoon:  December 29th, 2012
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Comet Jupiter 'The Yellow Aging Mati Hari Flower' [circa 1939]

Comet Jupiter
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...dust and wrinkles hiding the years.
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  Our current America is not 'The Greatest Civilization Ever'
as is jingoisticly proclaimed to rubber stamp any Fascist Wing Decision.
'Our America:  Love it or leave it...the way it is.'

[America is fifty ideals which could always be more pure;
decay sits upon conservative subservience.]

Patience & Godspeed.
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2012's Tarot/Numberology is XX Judgement



Thursday Evening:  December 28th, 2012
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Sable Ice:  The Alone Orphanage Class Of 2008

Sable Ice

death wears your heart on her sleeve
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While Kismet Mortal was home on spring break last March,
she heard this twilight whisper at the foot of The Sphinx,
'--the truth makes you me.'
[She believes it was God.]
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Kismet Mortal

Kismet Mortal
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unclaimed gems . ???

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'Hiding Lava In Her Pocket~Dreams Last For Never...
If They Don't Come True.'


[Vote for Tyronne Union Star Power & Nicolet Cottles in 2016 A.C.]



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Thursday Afternoon:  December 27th, 2012

End Of The Mayan Calendar Full Moon Sabian Symbol Mystery

Milky Potpourri:  Universal Mysticism
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? The Exact Mathematics ?  Capricorn Cancer Axis:  Which Sabian Symbol Pair?

Moon:  7* Cancer:  TWO NATURE SPIRITS DANCING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT.
Keynote:  The play of invisible forces in all manifestations of life.
..."astral" or "etheric"...the moon...releasing special solar rays of occult potency...
Keyword:  Creative Imagination

8* Cancer:  A GROUP OF RABBITS DRESSED HUMAN CLOTHES
WALK AS IF ON PARADE.
Keynote:  The tendency in all forms of life to imitate higher forms as a stimulus to growth.
Keyword:  Learning Processes
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Sun:  7* Capricorn:  A VEILED PROPHET SPEAKS, SEIZED BY THE POWER OF GOD.
Keynote:  The ability to act as a mouthpiece for the revelation of a
transcendent will and truth determining future action.
Keyword:   Mediatorship

8* Capricorn:  IN A SUN-LIT HOME DOMESTICATED BIRDS SING JOYOUSLY.
Keynote:  The wholesale happiness which subservience to the ideals and patterns
of a well-established culture brings to those who accept them unreservedly.
Keyword:  Enjoyment

[At the moment, unknow exact mathematics; for both tomorrow's full moon &
the possible real End Of The Mayan Calendar; it might seem that 6* 55" ??'
might
be ballpark degrees & minutes & seconds...feel free to verify w. a write in.]
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Farm Watermark

Farm Watermark
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'Holy Golly!' Farm Watermark (upon first viewing his great love, Fiord Spoon).
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Wednesday Evening:  December 26th, 2012
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Sunset Tiers:  The Alone Orphanage Class Of 2020 A.C.

Sunset Tiers, 'The Mayan Calendar's End Fades                                     
                                                         The Last Traces of The Golden Age Of Atlantis.
Maybe exactly:  Full Moon at 5:41 AM December 28th, 2012 A.C.'

[The Moon right at home somewhere in the last or first minutes of 6* to 7* Cancer]
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Sunset Tiers
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'--it's a whole galzxy in one star.'
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Cuke Nuclear wonders, 'I'm in a band called What Happened To The Sonic Booms?
& I still don't know the answer--and what's with those exploding egg yolk.
Every once in awhile I'm frying sunnyside up & boom! yolks` all over.
Why & Why?'

Cuke Nuclear wonders...

Cuke Nuclear
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Stone Pavillion wants to follow threads of Film Noire

misc.anon   '...the doorway weeping dust, danger angled all the way home.'
[Miscellaneous Anon his main heroine.]

Stone Pavillion:  The Alone Orphanage

Stone Pavillion
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Poison Cradles
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'Still Illusion...little kittens purring as if cats.'
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Tuesday Evening:  Christmas 2012
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'Down to maybe, with the momentum of a mushroom, little girl supposing pearl
...the end is always over, when the curtain falls.'
                            extended haiku by --Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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Japanese Aircraft Carrier

Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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Monday Evening:  Chrismas Eve, 2012 A.C.
...into Christmas Morning.
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Mrx. here

My mom punished me by making me watch It's A Wonderful Life
on Christmas Eve.  She said it would make me a more greatfull boy;
that I'd have to write a book report in the morning before I get my stocking.
Mom said the morals would be good for me--but except for one character, I could
barely wait for the commercials.

~  [Oh, but I did like it when Jimmy Steward bitched out Uncle Billy;
when George Bailey got punched in the bar.]  ~

Except for that, I only liked 'The Sole Job Provider' Henry Potter;
who knew the what's up on the riff-raff 47%
when he crabbed about a penny-ante building & loan dedicated
.'...to a bunch of garlic eaters.'

Henry Potter--I like him more than Harry Potter.  Henry is easier to imagine.
Sly Henry who offers $20,000 a year salary in a monopoly attempt to steal populist will.
'George Bailey, who'se ship has just come in.'
I would have taken that ship--it made me gag when Jimmy-George went all goody-goody.

--then we see the hero of the movie fairly Dispensing 1-A tickets to man and boy soldiers.

The Moral of my Xmas Morning essay?
--I'm writing to Henry Potter, not Santa, when I pen my wish list next year.

A Money Earner, I don't want to end up in a lowly Potter's Grave.
All I forevermore want...is to be a Corporate Bondage man.

                                  --I am to grow up to be his First Lieutenant,  Mrx.
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Mrx.

Mrx.
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Mrx. here again, Mom didn't like my book report on It's A Wonderful Life,
'cause I said it wasn't.

Now I don't get my stocking 'til I write another report on Meet John Doe,
which is on PBS right now.

All I know is I hate black & white and I hate non 3-D and there aren't even
any commercials and the sound is fuzzy & Barbara Stanwyck
doesn't show enough leg!

So far, the only thing I liked was the guy jack-hammering off letters,
then they put up a new banner with many people fired:  The New Bulletin.
It's like Rupert Murdock's!  I'd like to work for him!
Or for The Chronicle.

It didn't take me long, seeing this second flick by the same director.
Now I know the score, I know this--Frank Capra is a Communist!.

I hope John Doe & Walter Brennan both jump off Town Hall
& end this old movie soon!
I deserve my stocking--and theirs too!

                                                        --Mrx.
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Sunday Morning:  Christmas Eve.Eve, 2012
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Morgue Tunes, 'Will private guards brighten school atmospheres;
or create timid fearful children? or be an employment boon for low life
would be gunnys practicing their 'Quick Draw McGraw's in the secret
mirror of their mummy's boudoire?'
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Morgue Tunes:  Utilityman of The Wee Willie Keelers

Morgue Tunes
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Potato Truth:  Baby Muse

Potato Truth
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The baby muse wishes the world, 'A Merry Christmas Eve Eve.
God Blesses The Universe.'
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Twist Prescription warns, 'AndroGel 1.6%...Old Estrogened Men should
not rub their armpits upon babies or they'll grow pubic hair.'

Twist Prescriptions

Twist Prescriptions
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Baby On
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'Grover Norquist's handsome stubtle hides an ugly mind...
wants to thug ALL Our Kids w. armed presence.'
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Saturday Evening:  December 22nd, 2012
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Castrog Delomain:  Evil Solar Mage Of Atlantis

'From our old town to your new world age; from My rusted Golden...to A.D. despoiled Iron.'

'God doesn't have a clue.  You do as I assume.'

                                                         Castrog Delomain
                                                                            [NRA Responsed Assumption]
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Castrog Delomain:  Evil Solar Mage Of Atlantis

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Shadow Beautymark:  The Moslem Mati Hari Flower

Shadow Beautymark

...believes Children should be protected by White Light;
Restrictive Arms will not open their sight.
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Attic Grandma:  Right Fielder for The Wee Willie Keelers

Attic Grandma
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Castrog, Corporate Bondage & Miss Nomer believe that WE MUST ARM
the elite cadet.ery of the freedom fighting 'Stand Your Ground Cadets'.
[Robert E. Lee might not have been proud.]
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Friday Evening:  December 21st, 2012
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The Milwaukee Bucks are at The Boston Celtics on AM 620;
loyal fans Spindly Elm & Japanese Aircraft Carrier listen in...



...pretend they are the Bucks GM's:  Don't Trade!
#8 El Sande is an intimidating spider.
#12  The Mongoose Prince has learned to attack the rim.
#7  Ersan will remember how to mix it up; shoot.
#3  The restricted free agent PG's offer sheet will be matched.
#31  'String Theory'  &  #15  Tobias  &  #6  D. Lamb are young keepers.
--
Do Not!  Glom on to another big contract of an over the hill malcontent
who will pout in a small market/drizzle out his future
(as in:  Gary Payton, Stephen Jackson, Pau Gasol).
-
Let #11  Monta's &  #21  Dalembert's contracts expire.
#0  Drew never should've been signed--for even 2 years, let alone five!
(none.the.less he's an exactly futuristic.ly poor man's Kurt Thomas)
#19  Beno   & #17  Dunleavy are also expiring; useful when not injured.
#13  Ekpe is fine...
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One big trade with Monta as the centerpiece could be grande...
M.Bucks finishing 3rd to 7th in East; first round victors.
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Thursday Evening:  December 20th, 2012
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Death Breathy [one of the stars of the impending movie The Hard Thirteen]
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 'If it is wish...you better know how to blow the candles out.'
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Death Breathy:  10:00 AM 2.20.1998 Boudoire

Death Breathy
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Daniel Inouye, one of America's most heroic infantryman,
and very fine legislator, lies in state in The Capitol Rotunda.
Crystalline Ashes...go in peace, Warrior's Afterlife.

                                                     --Coffin Crops
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Coffin Crops
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'Fast as happen, you make it true...                                   
                                      Write In Reality.  Vote for Me, America's President in 2016.'

World Politician:   Write In:   Tyronne Union Star Power
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Tyronne Union Star Power announces his World Politician Candidacy for America's 2016 A.C. Presidency.

Tyronne Union Star Power
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'...believes in evolution; would let you too.                                                     
                                              Write him on your calendar, in our future.'
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Blue Cat Deville wants to make it apparent,
'JimMorrison kept the rest of the doors from using 'Come On Light My Fire'
...in some 1970's  Mazda commercial.
'Tis sad when a big current rotation radio song you like to anticipate hear
is whored out to the status of a hack crap Billie Midler Christmas theme movie song.

'Old soldiers just fade away...why can't old actors and actresses just die young.'
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Wednesday Evening:  December 19th, 2012

Fiord Spoon:  Northern Woman; Graduate of The Alone Orphanage

Fiord Spoon
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Farm Watermark & Fiord Spoon reporting in from The Northlands (Just South Of Santa).

'Maybe we're just old, and our memories are mistaken old...but it doesn't
snow as much as it did when we were young,
and we finally figured it out:
All The Real Storms Blow 200 Miles South Of Where They Used To.
Milwaukee & Chicago stole our Frosty!
The glaciers are melting.

'It is just not fair; we never get socked like before.
The ski hills, cross country trails & tangled snowshoes, not as dear as before.

'Lake Superior evaporating into a dizzy nickle sulfide puddle
they want to pump to the SouthWest to spritz golf courses;
fraq's get in the way, of who will want to drink.

'Banana Belted, Chastit.ied North...Wilder; We Liked The Wildness, The Old Mother Earth.'
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Farm WatermarkFarm Watermark:  [loves the real north]

Farm Watermark
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Monday Evening:  December 17th, 2012
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Current Advertise.m'nt seen TV tonight: Fa
irly New Critique:
by Lariat Seraglio 'Critic @ Large'

'Moon from Earth.  Google.  The PlayGround Is Open:
Please Colour Within The Lines; Appropriate Shades.'

Instead of a daughter listening to, and watching her Mom & thinking & imagining
the wonder of the story--a trivial fact blips into her rationalized head
& the almost human.oid girl a little less real.

...like inviting a cell phone to a dinner date.
What used to pass for rude; hooked up to demand.
You and your family will end up like Orson Wells & his wife in 'Rosebud'.



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Atlas' are Books; & hold more than trivia...how lazy is.are you couch ass Mummy Daughter.
Parental feeding your little monkey a tidbit of trivia undeeply skewed.
Reality is not that small screen reality a~memo.
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Future Frequent:  Chalkboard Grafitti . Com:  Coming Semi.Soon
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One may wish to invest in:  Bookies Hideout.Com; Spread Portfolio...
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I have heard that The Eleven Of Diamonds, Unlimited
~s been Investment.Worthy since February of 1980.
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Tune In:  Post Mayan Calendar.
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Antique Typewritten One Page Lifetime Resumes Accepted Only.
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Lariat Seraglio:  Critic @ Large wishes to revist the travesty of The Hayes Commission Ratings.  Sex is always killed by violence; whether it be scripted or real.

Lariat Seraglio
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Post Script:  Please excuse Lar's rant; he just favors novels & movies
over bio.ish:mags & skivvy videos; believes c.phones are premature puny screenings.
--wishes reactions could be boxscore reflective.
--and no one has given him authority to huckster The Eleven Of Diamonds; Unltd.
.
[But you better be impressive.]
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Sunday Morning:  December 16th, 2012
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Snap Axel:  Driver for The Wee Willie Keelelrs

Snap Axel
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I love the first Transformers;                                                                          
the techno.glitz warfare between Ultimate Good & Evils w/
                                     ...the common civilian and soldier righting Pentagon Wrongs.

It harkens back to WWII; and Copper Steels us for The Alien Future.

Imaginary boundries are set                     
                                                  --there are no mental diseases; mistaken enemies.
One knows what is good and true; with the vicarious thrill of WWII.         

Transformers Copper Steels us for The Alien Future.
Horizon Goals...One World vs. The Universe.

--and of course, I like the trucks and cars; beautiful actors & actresses.
...
                                         --signed  
...
.

Lariat Seraglio wishes to revisit The Hayes Commission; Ratings System

'Violence Crushes Sex Every Time.  [They Have More Lobbyists.]
And sex is an easy target.
And nobody dares to wrestle                                     
                                                        ...with Corporate Bondage & The Makers Of Arms.'
.

Lariat Seraglio:  Critic At Large

Lariat Seraglio
...
.

RIP Womb:  The Face Of The NRA.  'Guns don't kill people, you do.'

RIP Womb
.
'Guns don't kill, you do.'

'It's An AM.END.MENT!!
All Americans may Rightfully Own Many--at least TWO.'
~~~~~

...
.

Once Everywhere [The Holywood Vines Press Corp]

Once Everywhere
.
P.S. Random Jot; Quick Thought:
If Connecticut had happened at the same time (and instead of Sandy)
? Corporate Bondage & Miss Nomers would've won. ?
...
.

FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest logs on to mention that America must not hunker down
to myriad's of fritzy regulations.
P.S.:  FQ/FQ hates the moniker 'Homeland's sacred Prussian.ness.

Bunker Mentality:  Paranoia-Encrypted Colour Codes!
Individual & Institutional Lockdowns:  Private Security Expanded.Hired?!.
We sho' doan~want:

Token Dicks; Agente`s FBI or CIA...leaky biz [enimies knowing what you know]
US & The Russians Twin Visa Versa~s Coupling Symbiotically.

Like Special Contractors in Iraq:  Pd. Three Times More Than Official American Soldiers.

Don't Give Them En'charge...America must rely upon white light;
the teacher or heroic custodian;
who pension retires cleanly bodyguard.

Do not give up the ship of humanity:  Do not over.react & let The Mad Hatter's Tea Party
savage mid.term elections.

Democrats only care every four years; The Tea Party Hates 380 Days A Year.

Hiring private dicks & tin weenies would empty mother's basement of juvvy-
ages gone wrong, stale & passe`.

Japan would be un.repressed:  playing American gangland Video games!
It'd be...
--like hiring Wall St. Lemmings to Start The run;                                        
Neighborhood Watch Gone Wrong;               
                                                 Stand Your Florida Quicksand Ground Inside Afghanistan.

Colonial dreams captivate rusty-knived Boy Scouts busily                     
                                --terrorizing Bluebirds & taking Weebelos out.
.

FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest:  English Teacher at The Alone Orphanage

FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest
.English Teacher:  The Alone Orphanage.
...
.
________

Friday Evening:  December 14th, 2012
.

Pillage Burn of The Evils

'Monster...even I would not harm children.  Forgotten blessings...'
...
.
___________

Friday Afternoon:  December 14th, 2012
.

dDitto Cruciform:  World Politician S of State; A.C.

dDitto Cruciform
.
'Bill wouldn't let Hillary be The Benghazi Sunday Morning
Talking Point Point Woman.
UnScapegoated; he protected his wives 2016 Presidency.'

                                            --dDitto Cruciform [World Politician S of State; A.C.]
...
.
________

Thursday Evening:  December 13th, 2012
.
'Mitt?  Absence makes the heart forget--tho' we never did truly have
an emotional attachment to that android.

'He did not invite us in--except! for those few delicious moments when he ripped
the bona fides from the undeserving 47%.

'Mitt.  No, he never truly was the candidate for Upper Crust US.
...could not protect our well deserved Preferred Tax Rights.'

                                             --Tukus Urbane
...
.

Stature Mansions offers a dead truth:  'The 47% may deserve food stamps;
but Welfare Recipients should not be allowed cable, cell phones or
a breathing pet which must be fed.

'I do not wish to pay for their Kibbles & Bits.             
                               Very small nothings, let the undeserving adopt an aloe vera plant.'
.

Stature Mansions:  A Pillar Of The City Matrons:  'New York's Finer'

Stature Mansions
.A Pillar of The City Matrons:  'New York's Finer'.
...
.

'Basilisks & Common Vipers in The Hen House...
       Black Rice II would've made up for
                                               the evil shill.ery of the first Tom & Thomesse.'

                                'Crux numb; sad shores--Sew Buttons signing off.'
.



Sew Buttons
...
.

              RIP Womb report testifies~  Dateline 12.13.12 (circa 4 PM)                                             

Rest In Peace:  Rice, Susan:  Our Uncle Tom & Auntie Thomesse
Secs Of S's were Useful Nigger Tokens.

Your would be is just dead...& we did her in & out w. Crazed McCain;
Session'ist Lindsey/Ashley; Ditzy.icky.voiced Maupmaose Maine
& Her Regal Snapping Turtle Viciousness Kelly Ayotte.

So we sip champagne, toast ourselves & pray to our oceans; Jesus' yacht.
Resting In Sweatless Gains...
Hard Earned Money Guarantees White Halo US.

My little cadre of Hilltop Cohorts killed that little laxy susan
--not even worth of a big S (enState).

--and anyway, she wasn't really a womanly nine--more a female 7 & 1/4.

ME Party:  We always get our way.  Next Time:  why even bother to vote next time.?
You are a lower case people.  Not worthy of representation; that is why
WE practice Voter Suppression.

[Useless People Punch The Clock.  The Riche` Make EnTime.]
.


RIP Womb wishes the newly deposed Susan Rice ill.

RIP Womb
...
.
____________

Wednesday Evening:  December 12th, 2012 A.C.
.

Milky Potpourri:  Universal Mysticism

Milky Potpourri

12.12.12 is Three Circles Making An Off The Clock Spiral
...36 Tens Encompass 360*
.
Apres~Clock Of Duality:  Auriga  The Spider:  13th Sign Spiral
Nestled Between Tarus & Gemini:  Circle to Globe
Fifth Dimension
.
Maslow's Pyramid Of Self Actualization covers The Lower Four Planes:
of Physical, Emotional, Memory & Mind.
.
4 X 9 = 36    Four Octaves + One Individual Soul's 37's Heaven.
.
A Pyramid Embedded Within A Globe.
.
String Theory Equals Cold Fusion...Crystalline Poem
[or There.Abouts.]
.
Twelve Twelve Twelve:  this is sorta the real End Of The Mayan Calendar,
tho' real.ly, it's on December 28th...2012.
.
Ultimately The Iron Age must be Regilded Patina Copper.
.
Spiritual Goals:  Off The Clock; Become One's Own Soul.
.

Milky Potpourri:  Wee Willie Keelers 4-Fingered Catcher's Mode

Milky Potpourri
.
[In her Wee Willie Keelers Catcher mode]
___________

Tuesday Morning:  December 11th, 2012
.
'I love Mayberry, especially the one where Opie has to raise wild birds,
then let Winken' Blinken & Nod go; wishing each one luck as he
tosses them to flight.'

OPIE:  --the cage looks so empty.  [birdsong; Pa & Son look around their yard]
ANDY:   --but don't the trees seem so full.

'I love Mayberry...especially the one...'

                                      signed,
                                                                 
                                                                  Sugar Coffee Or Candy?

                                                                                          (The Alone Orphanage Class Of 1960)
.

Sugar Candy Or Coffee:  (The Alone Orphanage Class Of 1960)

Sugar Candy Or Coffee?
....
.

With The Fiscal Cliff absorbing news cycles like The Black Hole it is;
Marrowflesh begs to warn of impending meltdown:


.
'Beware of Iranian Porcelain.'
.
Marrowflesh warns of, Iranian Porcelain.

Marrowflesh
...
.

Buckaroo Jody:  All Round Handyman

Buckaroo Jody
.
The All'round Handyman wants to action.ate Gov. Rich.Dick Snyder:

'--it's a scab ass shame! Wolverines done one worse than Badgers.
--Michigan just got stuck with the rights of Shanghai'd Tijuana.
[The Tea Party wants the wages of Foreign Labor.]

'Henry Ford paid his workers a fair wage...
so they wouldn't all have to shop at
Walmart, The Company Store.'

'The Lesser Middle Class? two jobs almost makes a family man normal.'

'Three jobs between man & wife might be a living wage.'
...
.

Yards Moblier:  Of New Orleans

Yards Moblier
.
'I've beeen celebrating so long I forgot to congratulate
the home state of The Washington Huskies
for realizing that non.medical marijuana is a harvesting gift of god.

'Me & my bud Yards Moblier been takin' life as it comes in Ol' Orleans.
May the rest of you live your life/lives, as you make your wishes...'
.



Monsieur Von Due
...
.

Capturing The Pillows

Capturing The Pillows
...
.
___________

Monday Evening:  December 10th, 2012
.

Dormant Egg:  The Only Daughter Child of Puppet Flesh; lead singer of The Flesh Puppets.

'In my Christmas Stocking, I want guns with big clips!'
Dormant Egg:  The Baby Lady Shootist
.

Dormant Egg

Dormant Egg
..
.

Leaf Flotille:  'A Finer Critic.e'

Leaf Flotille
.
'Reality TV?  I see exactly zero thrill in watching scripted (Pet People).
Save your time for novel or movie or life; make it worthwhile.'
..
.



Coffin Crops
.
'The Repub.s` should just admit lost & kiss ass; pass the 98% so we
can gluttonously Spend Up Christ...Tax Those Credit Cards!'
.
___________

Sunday Morning:  December 9th, 2012
.Arbitrary Lancet on This Week With George Stephanoplous.
.



Miss Nomers
.
"Freedom To Work" commercials in Michigan are smoothing the way for
The Gov's decision to bring The South North...The Wolverine State
  soon to be introduced to The Right To Indentured Slavery.

Miss Nomers:  The UnNamer, is busy making you consume her, on her terms.

CrossRoad Americas Frames Agendas: "Job Creators" used to be "The Rich".
All lucre` is "Hard Earned Money"..."Even If Sweatless Fat Cat Dividend".
"Used Cars" are now "Preowned"..."The Poor" as "Takers".
"Clean Coal"..."Safe Fraq'ing"...what next? "White Oil"...?

  Main Street Madison Avenue'd; "Frankly" is not "Actually";
when the message en.swayed by The  Street  Of  K.

                                                 --opines Arbitrary Lancet
.



Arbitrary Lancet

[Editor:  In a tackily annoyed vein, the adjective-loving A. L. continues]

'Another roundtable anchored by the insufferably prissy manic George Will;
Mary Maitlan nestled in the other corner.
Flirtatious coy, she thinks she has some looks left
--casting her charm net w. the youthful fl.lip of her bangs
--the upward patting 'look at me' bunch of her pageboy tresses.

...as if dispensing wise sensuality, Maitlin showering good will upon her world;
her versia of America.
The bearer of Neo-Con Dogma; narrow-eyed Mary extolling Old Precocious.
____________

Thursday Morning:  December 6th, 2012
.
Uranus goes Direct at 7:02 AM EST next Thursday, at 4* 37' Aries.
The Planet of  Genius & Sudden Transformation; Uranus promises to bust
up Individual & Universal Cocoon Forms of Ego; to bring the unexpected.
.
5 * Aries Sabian Symbol:  A TRIANGLE WITH WINGS
Keynote:  The capacity for self-transcending.
KeyWords:  A NEW DIMENSION of being is envisioned mobilizing
creative endeavors.

                          --P Way reporting in.
.

Pasteurized Wayfarer

Pasteurized Wayfarer
........
.

'With Rush innuendos fann the lowliest Whitewater flames; and
tawdry Starr.shine lighting their skivvy way, The Republicans wasted two years
of American opportunities with their Hoax Blowjob Committee.'
.
'Stock portfolio; Kenya...they employ the same scuzzy tactics with Susan Rice.
Tyronne better have some bones.'

                                                   --Sew Buttons (continues his bitch)
.



Sew Buttons
.
___________

Wednesday:  December 5th, 2012
.
'Los Straightjackets' as  the house band on PBS's All Things Considered:
'--hep beat.ster tunes!' thinks the ears of Spider Blues.
.

Spider Blues


Spider Blues
.
__________________

Monday Evening:  December 3rd, 2012
.

The Wee Willie Keelers:  Battle Roster as of Walpurgis of 2012.

The Wee Willie Keelers
:::
.
________________

Sunday Evening:  December 2nd, 2012
.
#8 El Sande` got tossed on his 24th Birthday 11 days ago.
Pissed 'cause 'The Reputation Veteran' got 'The NBA Call'.
.
Since then many blocks, points & rebounds--shadow  sightings of  Alcindor in Milwaukee.
.
'Screw ESPN & TBS inflating ratings;
let Judgement On The American Hardwoods be fair.
Ratings & Stars should not determine fouls.'

            --so reports, Yrs. Trly., Spindly Elm
           [a baby power forward:  The Alone Orphanage]
..

Spindly Elm:  Baby Power Forward:  The Alone Orphanage

Spindly Elm
..
.
__________________

Saturday Afternoon:  December 1st, 2012 A.D.
.
 Horrid Little Obligato confirms his desire for the new Secretary Of State
to be:  'The Tiny Venusian Amazon--Black Rice II!
 must white.wash the blackface deeds of those
other two predecessors.'
.

Horrid Little Obligato

Horrid Little Obligato

........
.

'Kelly & Susan--I'd produce that Turtle & Cat fight! tape it & sell tickets.
Snap! Snap! Purr...
Bet that spitfire point guard could do some damage
--go Benghazi on that sanctimonious turtle!'
.
'And I wouldn't mind spanking Goody Kind.'

                                                                      --Sew Buttons
.

Sew Buttons

Sew Buttons
.....
.

The Orphan Lady III

The Orphan Lady III
***
  .



Clarinet Licoricestick
.
--prefers Artie Shaw.
.....
.

Beehive Postures

Beehive Postures
...
'You wanted her to be your Mom.'  [circa 1942]
.

.Bobby, An Orphan Of Life.  The One World Apocalypse Ball of Halloween of 1999.

Bobby
.
.Bobby & his little sister Azurite go Off-World:  The One World Apocalypse Ball.
...
.

Curry Favor:  Evangelist To The Rich, wishes to abolish Medicare & Food Stamps
  '--for the godless who can not pay.'
.
The Reverand Favor virulently opposes:                                    
Teddy Fibre's drive to Tax For Profit Religions.
.



Curry Favor
.....
.

Tyronne Union Star Power:  Newly Elected President of These United States on November 6th, 2012 A.C.

Tyronne Union Star Power
.
.Victor of the November 6th, 2012 A.C. American Election.

'We will raise Capital Games & Job Creator Halo Tax Rates!'
'We will not let White Collar Monies work harder than Human Americans.'
'Green should not be favoured over Red, White & Blue Blood Cells.'
'Corporations (Lobbyists) are not Soul Infused Alive...'
.
.....
.

Corporate Bondage:  Whom upon fell the November 6th, 2012 Election.

Corporate Bondage
.
Upon Whom Fell The November 6th, 2012 A.C. Election Loss
..
He is just now crawling out of the sandy rubble;
a meagre suburbanite pumping local gas.
......

.



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