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Sunday, January 21st, 2017
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Poised Wanton
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`Consensual Hairdresser!? Little BlackMmail! No Bondage.`
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`"A Very Proud Husband & Father!" Hiding Behind His Wife & Baby Carriage!`
--Poised Wanton
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UnPictured Rebuttal: `Leave them alone! it is Between God & They!`
--Penny Parkinglot
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Weasel Faced Evil
.TommyCotton !$.
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Pink Hue
.MemeEthics.
`Woe's He! How Will The House Ethics Committee Get Along Without
TheQuakerCertitude Of PA Rep. Patrick Meehan!`
--Pink Hue
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Trent Overcoat
TwitterBird : : .Pouncing Without A Clue!.
`From Stable Genius To Nefarious Insanity??`
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`Small as margin, thinnest hairs.`
--Trent Overcoat
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Windshoes
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`Hubba Hubba! Radiant Feathers!! I just saw that Caihong Hottie-Tottie!`
`Hummingbird Dinosaur ... A Chinese Rainbow From 171 Million Years Ago!`
--Windshoes
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Wink Marlinda
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`#SundayShutdown: ~ Turning God's Day Off!! Did They? ARE!.`
--Wink Marlinda
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Wind Ornament
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nicely dynamic novice plump
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image rendition & jealous fun
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quietly able hiding from show dressed in used
--Wind Ornament
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Ragdoll Echelon
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$$ShutDown$: `InSpiteOfBeing: More Than Willing To Cut Off Our Noses!`
--Ragdoll Echelon
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PostNote: Feel Free To Face Manicure Your Own : Tend To Yours / Leave Ours Alone.
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Saturday, January 20th, 2017
.One Year Anniversary Of Woman's March.
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Miss Nomers
.Inadvertent Caricature Of Hillary Clinton
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`#RentingShowboat : : March Upon Tower ...
`Adding To Evil Tally? Abacus Bottom Line:
...you really don't want to stay at his hotels.`
--Miss Nomers
`False News Fascist...Don't Be A Faux Card Carrying Member Of
Somebody's Choir.`
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Sombrero Guy
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`So, President For All...
Purely Selfish; Can You Not? ... Dream Anothers Shoes?.`
[`Nor Walk In Your Own, It Seems:
Get Your Pudgy Ass Out Of That Golf Cart.`]
--Sombrero Guy
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Friday, January 19th, 2018
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Minor Evil
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"The Roaches Are Dead! It's Safe Now."
Marvels Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
`We Can't Let Him Pit Us Against One Another.`
`Wiggly Govt. Closures Aerating Earth.`
--Minor Evil
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Stoolie Vestibule
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`Keep Our Country Working Freely!`
`Oppose 'Pickaninny Tom Cotton!'.`
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`The Real American Home Plate.`
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`--Sooner Or Never!`
--Stoolie Vestibule
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Lukewarm Storm
.Stormy Daniels!.
`$130,000? I wouldn'ta done it--that one old man position after getting
his Ivanka Forbes Spanking! Wouldn't, for a $$ Honus Wagner bubblegum card. $$.`
`But then, I am a good girl, never thought of running for office.`
--Lukewarm Storm
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Money Comes
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`StormyD!? Never saw Her Picture yet, but I imagine her colourings to be...
dusky, hoot owl cream...bird of prey.`
--Money Comes
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Thursday, January 18th, 2018
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Fiction Naturalized
.#239.
#239 : : `In Lieu Of "Official" Reports: Guess The President's True Weight!` ...
[If That Thing's Not Obese, What Is?]
--Fiction Naturalized
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Pillage Burn
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`The Covers Of Time?! Last Weeks Edition: Year One ::
The Matchstick Aflame: Just The 5 or 6 Of That Mode...`Meltdown` & `Wrecking Crew`...& `?` ...`?`
A Frighteningly NeoWarholish The Scream!`
SOLUTION: We Need More Immigrants From Oslo!
--Pillage Burn
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Wednesday, January 17th, 2018
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Teddy Fibre
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taming gold ... soft november crimes
$$$ InsiderTrading $$$
--Teddy Fibre
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Currently Investigating: The Tariff Of Rum & Oil
White For Some
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Name Me
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The Universe's Supreme Court?!.
`Sick Justice ... DemoStoned / Score One For Gorsuch ...
Two Chief Justice Roberts & On...
Now That Scalia Is Dead || Last & Worst Clarence Thomas ...
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`That's The Evil Part Of Our Nine!
One Digit Shy Of Pins Ten:
Wondering What Next ... They'll All Be Knocking Down.`
--Name Me
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
[9:22 PM]
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`RandomPostNote: ... XLV : Is He Racist?!
The Fact Is Alabaster.`
A.C. Lines Drawn :: 30.30 Cognitive.
--Crustacean Curmudgeon
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Tesserae
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`If the new movie can be two thirds good as Madeleine's Book...
I'll be Happy As Keebler Worker!
My Wrinkle In Time?
Always pulling for Meg, Calvin & Charles Wallace :: Wanna See Oprah Pull Off Mrs. Which!
Couldn't Abide 'er Celebrity As Next President.`
--Tesserae
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Mascara Madagascar
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`@Yamiche & Lisa Desjardins : PBS NewsLadies!`
"Duo-rific!"
--Mascara Madagascar
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Tuesday, January 16, 2018
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Flesh Equator
O (`Floating Balloon Man') OO
#BolsteredByThe Largesse Of Corporate Welfare ... Inspired By Floating Balloon Man :|:
Penetrating 2600 :: Going Double Dildo |$| Sans Heifer ...
$|$ Raucous Bulls In Pop Hindenburg Mode.`
$$$
$$ #DonnaDow(n) $$
--Flesh Equator
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Spoken Sky
2 2 . 6 6 6 6 6 6
Two Is The Feminine Mode Of Love / Six The Male Form |
Sinuou8s Eights
... Twenty-Six The Most Karmic Number Known ...
--Spoken Sky
PostNote: You Know We Should Have Stayed Upon:
XVI's Tower.
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The Five Of Pentacles Rx
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Pillow Foray
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`When Young & Still Good: Men Take It To The End Of Every Day ...
... Then Women Rule The Nights.`
--Pillow Foray
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Wedge Ivory
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`Homeland Security's Kirstjen Nielsen Not Knowing
The Racial Makeup Of Norway...?
Reindeer-Riding Hottentots!`
--Wedge Ivory
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Protect Us From The Lies Of Feigned Ignorance
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Ire
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.Nearly One Year Later.
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`Growing Into The Office?`
`Lost Birthday ... letting candles wish themselves.
Hopes Blown Out.`
--Ire
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Apples Duewise
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`No Doubt Dr. Killdare & Marcus Welby Would Have Varied Reports
... Over The Next Year Or So--More Than Ten Or Fifteen Pounds...
That White Boy Rump Needs To Be Losing The Weight Of His Mouth.`
--Apples Duewise
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Belltop Carrygather
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`I'm glad, I am, Trumpy Hair not coming to Embassy London.
`He'd only spit in our tea, rudely sing "I saw London, I saw France..."
Then Try To Knicker The Queens UnderPants.`
--Belltop Carrygather
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Cole Ember
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`If The Minority Whip May Be Termed 'Dicky Durbin' :: Presidential.Ish
XLV's 'Donnie Rump'.`
--Cole Ember
PostNote:
`MLKYesterday; 'Rump Did His Public Service By Giving Us A Day Of (Relative) Rest : :
Hiding Out In His Own Private Hell Of Mar-a-Lago...`
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MLK Monday, January 15th, 2018
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Kidnap Trepanned
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`Memories Evolved? :: Flat Earth Creationism:
: Georgia Arkansas & Scopes Monkeys.`
--Kidnap Trepanned
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dDitto Cruciform
[abstract]
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`Sun rises to need, every Christ.`
`...hallowed as thy name, each a Christ.`
--dDitto Cruciform
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dDitto Cruciform
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`Second Coming? ...each but most recent first.`
--dDitto Cruciform
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[too @MarriedMissTriteOverload]
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Married Miss Trite Overload
{rebutts}
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``You Say...``Hallowed As Thy Name; Each Soul A Christ!?`
#NO!!
`There Is But One Jesus!! $$$ $$$ You Lie & Blaspheme!`
--Married Miss
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Milt Overload
.`My Dear...`.
`Tame Poodle Philosophy: I have to agree with dDitto:
Your righteousness killing only the most venial of sins!`
--Milt Overload
[after his tete a tette w. Pillow Foray]
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Cut (Love) Jewel
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`All Grown Up To Today.`
--Cut (Love) Jewel
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Tyronne Union Star Power
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`Running With A Cabinet & A Plan...
Fifty Stars Of Freedom / Thirteen Stripes Of Platform!`
`Cast Upon, The Time Has Come To Run.`
--Tyronne Union Star Power
[World Politician]
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`WhereAs He! :: XLV |Has Cast Staid Bisquit:
Woodworks Demons: A Cabinet Full Of Boll Weevils.`
#NeoTrumpy? | `VaMoose vs. Bull Moose Party!`
--Josef Mohawk
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Kittens Starlight
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`Wish Happens If You Be.`
--Kittens Starlight
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Maiden Webben
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`#Naked2020HotTubTalk! Kirsten Valkyrie Gillibrand--Eater Of Frankens!
She'll Take You To Heaven!! Kill Your Mans!`
--Maiden Webben
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Forge
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`Deeds On The Ground! Done. Black Vote.
Alabama Gotten Out!
Tomorrow Detroit.`
--Forge
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The Changemaker
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Kenny's Best Song Ever?
'Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town'
"Ruby are you contemplating, going out somewhere...?"
`Painted Lips Beware ... If Not For Me.`
`Your Man...`
--The Changemaker
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Sunday, January 14th, 2018
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Notation
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`Don't Worry David Duke & Presidential Trump!`
`They Still Pick Up Garbage On MLK Day!`
--Notation
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Tidbit Whimper
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`The Wild Bunch ... So Jolly @ The Sepia End.`
`Less Blood ... More Cachet.`
--Tidbit Whimper
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[PullTheTriggerFastAsDay]
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Oasis Stance
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`Holy Thirty-Eight Minutes! Now I'm Scared Of Ground Hogs Day!`
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`Wanna Live To See The Korean Olympics.`
--Oasis Stance
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Animus Flaw
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DACA Dreamless: `The State Of Limbo Where The Ghosts Of Morals
Seek To Mate With Shadows.`
--Animus Flaw
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Cocomo Faux
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`Teddy Roosevelt Would Not Approve Of The Faux Flag Day Trumpy Bear!`
--Cocomo Faux
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At Any Price : : #Do Not Bother To Ride Proudly...
One Flat Foot Deferment Hardly Dares To Charge Up San Juan Hill.
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.I Find Him To Be; A Very Incompetent Evil.
--Cocomo Faux
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Saturday, January 13th, 2018
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Diamond Steel!
[Labor Secretary]
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`Languid trot, half hurrying...
Every Few Weeks: Stopgag Makepiece! Nipping Govt. Closure.`
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--Diamond Steel!
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Every Day WWII Ethos: `--labor caress; worksmanship.`
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Sapphire Bunting
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`Chicken Georgia Perdue & Arkansas Cotton Solemn As Alum;
Mouth Glued Shut!`
--Sapphire Bunting
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#DoNotRecall
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Lightning Chalice
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`Little Heroic$$$ ... You Duplicate Sorrow.`
`Karma Tax Returns By God.`
`ShivaBuddahAllahChrisitians...`
`C'mon, Get Along!` Professes The Inclusive Hodgepodge Fatty.`
--Lightning Chalice
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Teapot Boiling
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`Boot Scraper @ The Porch Door: The Mystery Of Travesty:
The Male That Must Make The Kitchen His.`
`He Deliberately Muddies The Floor With His Outside;
In Order To Take Over.`
`The Priveledged Rich Profess Momentum.
Do.`
--Teapot Boiling
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Playground Whiles
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`Kisses Mixed ... More Lips!`
--Playground Whiles
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Friday, January 12th, 2017
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Scuttlebutt Rumour
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`Chicken Georgia & Cotton Arkansas #DoNotRecall "African Shitholes" / Tho'
[Ancestors] Used To Before/Be For $$$Chained Migration$$$.`
--Scuttlebutt Rumour
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[Two Non-Alert Senators]
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
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`TooTrueNews : Rush Limbaugh Is 67 Today : Continues Synonym :
: Daily Explanation :
`Trump Deliberately Blew Up Immigration Negotiations;
Refocused Debate w. One 'HellHole' Question.`
`The Underclass as reliable Democrat voting fodder...`
--Crustacean Curmudgeon
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Ice Cream Valentines
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`ICE ... aka IT ... They Took My First Name In CAPS...But Their Hearts Hold
Neither Middle Nor Last.`
--Ice Cream Valentines
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Once Everywhere
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`Brilliant As Hell Or Heaven ... 88 Keys To Black & White.`
`The End Of The Mayan Calendar`
--Once Everywhere
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#Thirteenth Chord
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Marquee Neon
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`Facebook Newsed! Cocoon Insular : MidCentury Stereotyped /
Not Nearly Nice As The Lost In Space : : Timmy & Lassie June Lockhart.`
--Marquee Neon
[The Alone Orphanage Class Of 1969]
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Thursday, January 11th, 2018
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Crewcut Passion/
`Slurpee Immigration ...Trump Diminished, His Bullhorn 7-11.`
Two Digits Below Nine Eleven Dignities.`
`He Is The Foreign Invasion From Within.`
--/Limmerick Spaceship
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Cowboy Stories
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`Fort Dobbs :: The Two Hairiest Chests In 1958 Hollywood:
Clint Walker & Brian Keith Kill Many Cheyenne ...
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Vie For One Woman.`
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'Discarded Boy.'
--Cowboy Stories
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#RepeatingHenryRifles
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Honey Kitchens
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Mummy Arms : : Bug Cocoon : : Withdrawing Foetal Infanatile ...
Nine 'No Collusions' In Ninety Seconds :
Body Language Wise:
['cmon Donnie; Learn To Manage Your Poses & Motions!]
--Honey Kitchens
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Fiord Spoon
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`Norway Has Shitholes Too...Outdoor Privvys Reserved For Specimens Like You.`
`Afterwards, You Can't Scrub Away The Fascist Under Your Privileged Skin!`
--Fiord Spoon
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#PreMartinLutherHoliday
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Saint Augustine's Navel
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`Corporations Squeeze...Secret Afraid.`
--Saint Augustine's Navel
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Megaton Obelisk
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`Educated As All Over ... Thoroughly Done.`
`Wise Enough To Dumfound.`
`Trump Is The Gross Misrepresentation.`
--Megaton Obelisk
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Truculent Whimsy
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`Subtle As None /\ XLV's Our Puppet In Chief /\ Very Own Pinocchio.`
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{Naked To The News ... Open Your Heart To The Lies}
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`Honest As Pearl ... A Heart Of Dirt.`
--Truculent Whimsy
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Wednesday, January 10th, 2018
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Christen Impart
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`One Hundred Percent Open to ... #We'llSeeWhatHappens ...
PigLatinSin: His Truth Is Not Verity.`
--Christen Impart
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Josef Mohawk
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`!Brass Chalkboard: He Is Like, The Swoop Dutch Boy...Little Fingers Versus Dike.
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`I'll Prove IQ : Ill Proven IQ :
Take Mueller's Written Test If I'm Rock-Rib Cribbed
With All The Correct Answers!`
--Josef Mohawk
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Tuesday, January 9th, 2018
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Eternal Teaparty
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`Familial Seconds ... Lost Immigrations!`
--Eternal Teaparty
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Silhouette (Alone)
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Trending On Chalkboard Graffiti . Com:
#'Bama Justice!
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#Multiple Status!
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#SouthWestMaginot
--Silhouette
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Such You
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`North & South Korea? God Wanted You To Become A Kiss.`
`You Kept The Call On Top.`
--Such You
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Tail Penny
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unbudded blossom; simple as true
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Pasta Angelcake
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.Coach.
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`--ankle high to a dream; this is just Training Camp Boys, Girls &/Or Men!
Just The Start!
--but every championship needs a base, a grand foundation;
if they are to Become A Team.`
`Let's get off to a good start!`
`Let Us Become Histories!!`
--Pasta Angelcake
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Her Assistant: Topical Eyetooth is knobby & homely;
cute as a peg lateral.
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Topical Eyetooth
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Skate Pearl
.#OlympicIce.
`Two Fourths Don't Make A Second Third: Retire Your Bitchy Thighs
& Relegate Yourself To Kissing Ass: Back Seat Ashley Wagner!`
--Skate Pearl
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Two Star Horror Movie
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`Lethal Weapon's Daughter? Everything About Her Is #Stone Gorgeous!`
--Two Star Horror Movie
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Heart Artichoke
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the world's luckiest girl; her own curl
--Heart Artichoke
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Monday, January 8th, 2018
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Dandelion Egos
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`Free From Admission?! Freud Or Jung ... TwentyFifthAmmendment.`
`Normal Is Stable: Genius Kinetic:
You Are A Leftover Neutron, In A Flat Earth World.`
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Killowatts Hurt
.#UpComingInterview.
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Street Credo V. Suburban Credits: $ Bankruptcies & Resurrections S$$$:
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`Besides Swearing On The Bible ... When Oath Interviewed:
`Lie Detector Tests !! You're Electrified!!`
--Killowatts
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Schoolboy's Sorrow
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[High As Wired/Dim-Witted Drizzle]
`Release Your Tax Returns & Transcripts...IQ & Test Scores!`
--Schoolboy's Sorrow
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HappenStance Never Certified Einstein
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Egg Crash Coffin
.[Inadvertent Caricature Of @VP Mike Pence].
`Kill My Memories! If I've Hafta' Put Up With Seeing Oprah Forevermore!
Wipe It All Out To Fresh--Can't Stand So Many Pasts Again & Again!
...& You Know...
XLV & Six ... We Surely Don't Need, Two Actresses In A Row!`
--Egg Crash Coffin
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Poison Cradles
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`Little Miss West Wing Tufffet ... Imagining Spider's Whey!
Along Came A Mueller, & Sat Down Beside'rR...How Far Away, The Day?`
--Poison Cradles
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