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August 12th, 2008 Beach Volleyball Nipples Cau8ght on Film
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July 30th, 2008 Miscellaneous play by play Tigers tide turned!? play-by-hope play.
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July 24th, 2008 Jay Pinstripe is simply giddy!: in concert w/ Milky Potpourri's Omen.
June 26th, 2008 2008 NBA Mock Draft from The Milwaukee Bucks point of view...
A Few Recent Columns:
June 15th: NBA Refs
March 30: Our Editor has a crush on Stephan Curry/Jay Pinstripe picks baseball!
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Editor: Oldest of the Current Old (Just Below)
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Japanese...
wants to comment on the future of
The Milwaukee Bucks!
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Larry Krystowiak takes over on The Ides Of March '07
--stops Spurs 13 game winning streak going away: 101-90.
Coach Larry is 1 & Oh.
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Will Soon
pretend she is GENERAL MANAGER Larry Harris::::::::::::::::
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But first, She takes a shot at the Sweet Sixteen sketch To Eight:
Midwest: Florida & Oregon
East: USC & Georgetown
West: Kansas & Ucla
South: Ohio State & Memphis
Final Four: Oregon vs. Georgetown
Ucla & Ohio State
Champion is...UCLA
7:00 PM EST 3/22/2007
9:48 PM 'Jesus, it took five minutes to take 1.1 seconds
off the clock! I hate instant replay.
Cyber=pace is bits & bytes; too tiny fragments,
too many commercials.
Too Much==2 seconds of action vs. 10 minutes of bull=pony
and dog show.
Also, I wanted Memphis too win but waveringly picked
A & M.
From now on I'm just going to follow my heart as who I want.
It pollutes the game(s) when you want to be prophetic-clever,
not freelance as game develops heart.
signed,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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Sports Thought: Tige's Year This Or Next: Bet!
--bet both, win one(ce).
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March 23rd's Headline Setting:
It's Miss Tennessee who Is The New Miss Usa.! 10:57 PM
'That's nice, She deserved it.' claims Pinpoint City.
'Nice to see the passing; the voiced-over passing of Tara Connor's
one year of USA Miss reign.
Taking the moment to thank god & Trump; life-altered
Kentuckian-Born-Again-Sober-ReVirgined Woman-Girl:
wll, she's gone, forgotten even
as she walked away, a lumbering clump in orange...
who'll miss 'er cheap tabloid blond.
--signed
Pinpoint City
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Pat Tillman Friendly Fired
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Snap Prediction:
The Milwaukee Bucks will take USC's Freshman
center Taj Gibson w/3rd to 5th pick in the '07 Draft.
--Japanese Aircraft Carrier
[halftime of Tarheel game]
jeez--11:27 PM. Tyler Hansbororo
has gotten two cheapy calls vs. Taj; the 4th is legitimate & now he's out.
Bull-only-ony. Bull=pebble. Reputations.
(11:33 PM: I fear it will be another 'Michael Jordan & One miraculous comeback.'
--subtle momentum, it's easy to land a few head shots,
after the refs kee ya' in the groined.
--16 down to three w/ Gibson out 3 minutes.
Calls Duke would get; no wonder purists hate the ACC & all such Jordan spawn.
11:39 PM signing off.
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3/24/2007 Next Morning Ammendment: I had assumed USC would win,
a hotly exposed Taj would decide to enter the draft after superbly outplaying
Brandon Wright, who is likely to be the third pick--don't think he'll jump now;
won't be a slashier version of Terry Cummings.
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3/30/2007 Geez, guess I did ok, so far;
--tho' I mixed the brackets (always was a bit dyslexic).
{Only total mistake, Florida is still alive.}
[Oh, and I forgot to mention the runner up choice;]
which was truly--to be Georgetown.]
Well, I'm almost sorta' sure it's UCLA over George.
That's my state, and for this moment, I'm sure of it.
10:16 PM
signed,
Pinpoint City
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The Last Day Of March: I thought Georgetown would win; my heart wanted Ohio State.
That's why I don't know if I ever want to do this prognosis again.
It's a bracket of events...
and it's 9:51 PM est & half=time gets me thinking UCLA has set 'em up
w/ quickness & defense.
The Pac 10 is my league, but I truly think...
29-23 @ Half
/
'57-56 Bruins Bearish Market Portent.
9:53 PM est.
It's just a guess.'
once again,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier signs off.
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I meant to ammend, they would win unless Bobby Humfries hit 2 or 3 3's.
10:08 PM
'Oh, Cory Brewer, etc...guess I was somewhat dreamy.'
Surrender, & signing off...
again, Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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April Fools, 2007 Oh, I got 'em both wrong, but am glad about the results--
the most exciting game tomorrow night.
I think Cory Brewer moved up two slots in the draft.
Conely will enter the draft, picked #7 in '07.
J.A.C.
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April Second, 2007 Cory Brewer might go ahead of Noah.
I will have a pretty definitive draft report by the time it happens
--& that TrueMockLarryHarrisI'mGM thing I'll do.
Tito's son can score out to fifteen feet, Mr. Noah's progeny may blossom
into everythings.
'es 6-11 Dribbles, & has a ton of heart.
-I'm jazzed for this draft, especially since I love drafts...
with My Bucks so ping pong balled.
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It's 11:16 PM & the game is now a display of diverse expertise.
Again, an extra special key, if Humphries hits even 2.5 threes, you are doomed
by so many weapons.
A fine display; thank you collegians.
11:18 PM 4/2/2007 A.D.
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
Milky Potpourri, or perhaps only Downy Afficianado will do numerology bits on the
top prospects...angles new.
And of course her standing offer stands, free advice to her favorite teams forever:
The Detroit Tigers, The Oakland Raiders, The Montreal Canadiens, The Milwaukee Bucks.
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Mystical advice on who to pick and trade...palms and natal horoscopes, etc.
those
four teams offered.
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April 11th: Last issue of a stellar first Season.
Friday Night Lights: Next Year Happenings?
The Eighteen Year old gets to be next seasons head coach;
as he stated at the settlement, his head is not crippled.
His speech was just as good as Ex-Head--all aprreciated.
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Kyle is allowed to pursue his dream in Austin
(also does not have to welsh on an agreement)
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Good Wife==Pregnant twice.
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I give this show an A-. Quite Dandy.
signed,
Elixir Love
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April 12th: CBSSportsLine.Com
has the finest Gameday!!
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Joel Zumaya is being coaxed into a
Mariano Rivera role.
26 pitches tonight closed two innings:
Tiges 6-3 Todd Jones five saves.
signed,
Jay Pinstripe
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Detroit Tigers @ White Sox Karmicly postoponed on April 26Th, 2007
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April 28th, 2007
The Top 2007 NFL Draft QBs
Numerologically Noted by Milky Potpourri:
#2 Jamarcus Russel born August 9, 1985
Lifepath: 8 + 9 + 1985 = 2002
Pinnacles
Age 0-32: 8 + 9 = 17
Age 32-41: 9 + 1985 = 1994 = 1 + 9 + 9 + 4 = 23/5
Challenges
First Minor: 9 - 8 = 1
Second Minor: 9 - 5 = 4
Major: 4 - 1 = 3
#12 Brayden Tyler Quinn: Born October 27, 1984
Lifepath: 10 + 27 + 1984 = 2021 = 2 + 0 + 2 + 1 = 5
Pinnacles
Age 0-31: 10 + 27 = 37
Age 31-40: 27 + 1984 = 2011/4
Challenges
First Minor: 27 - 10 = 16/7
Second Minor: 9 - 4 = 5
Major: 7 - 5 = 2
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Lifepath: Jamarcus is diamond solid; should be very durable
if he Keeps muscle tone & Trimness.
brady should emphasize balletic looseness, develop a blind-
Side sense of imminent enemies.
Pinnacles: JaMarcus has two championships in him
in the next eleven years; should remain a viable
NFL quarterback into later years.
Brady should become a true leader without
alienating others by being a snot-nosed pretty boy.
Challenges: JaMarcus is to consistently lead like the swasbuckler
Henry Morgan.
He must be innovative, creative--a consummate playmaker.
Brady must be steeped in the playbook without
becoming robotic.
Must sense the game and delve into inner tides & flows:
be a Admiral leader.
Both QB's will stellar the stars; should go to The Raiders & Browns
at #1 & #2.
signed,
Milky Potpourri
12:06 AM 4/28/07
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May Third
'They're Gone--rarely more worthless defense(s) of Conference NBA.
O' Solo Mio Miami=Dallas bye '06.'
signed,
Ligament Thin
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May 7th, 2007 A. D.
'Oh no! Joel 'The Human Frightening Machine' Zumaya,
busted a Bullpen Middle Knuckle warming up on Cinco de Mayo.'
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FantasyCubs.Com predicts such loss will open depthening opportunites;
Joe' half-a-season loss will ultimately tighten the very guts of
their Midseason Bullpen rotations.
'--Joel shall return to actively garner:
a fair portion of his team's World Series accolades.
Betting Context: Either This Year Or Next; October '08 or '7:
'Worth two bids, this Tiger team a year tomorrowed
--double down halves; bet a duo.'
[An 11:00 PM Thought.]
May 10th, 2007
'--Oh, Zumaya...may that knuckle not be busted.
We hope, every Tigre, even Fantasy Fans.
Get well Hundred Mile Per Hour Joel.'
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May 12th, 2007
Jon Barry sounds the truth.
Tim Duncan gets all the calls.
The epemeral NBA, where crucial 4th calls on Staudomire
on ticky=tack fouls; yea, but it's countered by a 3 seconds
on the other end==make-up is fair; by half a too-late hair.
Ginobli gets a moused eye @ 10:09 PM; Marion tries to make
up for Nash's nose.
Ginobli answers in English & South American.
Cool game tonight. See ya,
Japanese
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May 16th, 2007
The NBA...way to bring Conspiracy beyond theory,
the suspension of Amare & Boris.
STERN Rules.
Ticky-tack Fools.
Japanese
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May 18th, 2007 A.D. Topical Eyetooth notes Tigers Carding 14-4
on an Opening Day Interleague home game.
'-Andrew Miller, a Pitcherboy-God gets Starting Victory.'
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'He shall be a girl's desperate no...unkindest girl toy notting have.'
adds, Goody Kind.
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--
Jay Pinstripe adds, 'The Boy=Man' can pitch!. Yay.
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Editorial Note: After The Lost World Series,
Andrew is traded & Jay notes, they better sign Miguel forever
& he better quit drinking.
Where will Brandon Inge fit in...he's the better fielder;
merely distracted by his first baby, new contract...
he's due for three hotly melting fantasy years.
Brand with Brandon; future pick.
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May 21st, 2007
I was looking through my diaries of thoughts and found that
exactly one month ago I was drinking tea and thinking when, suddenly, the deep belief that The Bucks would end up Number Two in the
May 22nd lottery popped into my pen,
and onto paper, and now, on The Ping Pong Ball Eve!
I wish to now and then affirm I believe My Bucks will end up with
The Texas Forward.
Signed, 10:17 PM
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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June 28th, 2007 A.D
So much for that last little bit of omenry--well, we'll try again.
East Wing & West Porcheve walked to a little stream to do
an Omen Tarot reading on the Top Thirteen picks in tonight's lottery
--specifically what The Milwaukee Bucks & GM Larry Harris
should do with the Number Six pick,
portents to all thirteen choice slots.
The shuffle was completed at 10:00 AM; diagnosis will
continue into the future with a snap judgement now.
East & West note: 'On the way to the stream we shuffled
& mixed; we peeked at one card and it was
IX The Hermit (Reversed)
The Hidden Influence card was The King Of Swords (Reversed).
Even tarot tyros instantly know that this Larry should not
take brilliance upon himself and try to trade up.
The Order:
I) XXI The World
II) 5 of Swords RX
III) VII The Chariot
IV) 7 of Swords
V) 9 of Swords Rx
VI) 6 of Cups
VII) 9 of Pentacles
VIII) 0 The Fool
IX) 6 of Pentacles RX
X) XVII The Star RX
XI) XIII Death
XII) Kinight Of Cups RX
XIII) 5 of Pentacles RX
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Quick Thoughts @ 10:46 AM.
1) Greg Oden will be All-World.
2) After much initial flash, in the longer run Kevin Durant
will be injury prone & likely to bolt after his first contract.
A Kobe-esque small market whiner.
3) Al Horford will be a solid rock warrior for a long time.
4) Cory Brewer will slash & knife & disrupt & steal,
pillage & pilfer.
5) Yi will never pan out, injuries, misery, etc.
6) Mike Conely will make the Bucks happy forever by
distributing perfectly, team with Michael Redd to Buckeye Heaven.
A most pleasant long term career to fondly memory...
7) Jeff Green will be a lordly & gracious choice
who treats his team as family.
8) Brandan Wright...the only choice who may be better than Oden.
This is a wild card choice, don't know exactly who it will be.
Watch whoever truly turns out to be Eighth.
9) Steve Hawes is a poor man's Jon Koncak.
10) Joakim Noah will have a long and stellar career
mildly & inopportunelymarred by injury;
may not experience many or any more championships.
11) Acie Law could be Atlanta's Death Card...
or does this point to inklings of a trade for someone very lucky.
Rodney Stuckey?! 11:04 AM
12) Another softy who is too courtly...Jason Smith.
13) The kiss of half-okay & short lived career...
speculation has run out on this slot.
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Japanese summarizes: It I were Larry Harris I may well trade down
to Eight or Eleven; six is sweetly safe.
11:13 AM June 28, 2007
10:34 PM Quick Bucks summary.
Yi will not be reluctant when Senator Herb Kohl presses
the Chinese Government's ear in the year before
Beijing's Olympics.
Also, they will remind all that Andrew & Yi make
two-fifths of an Eastern Team.
--& Ersan & Damir bear a Toni Kukoc tradition.
There will be no trade.
)()()(
Spindly Elm
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July 17th, 2007
Goodbye to Reuben Patterson & Ersan Ilyasova,
Desmond (The Cowboy) Mason is back from his
'Snake In The Grass' hiatus & will be splitting
small forward time with
a cast of swingmen.
--Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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September 11th, 2007
Jay Pinstipe Knows, Jair Jurgens is the new real Bonderman.
--a golden shoulder rather than a sore elbow.
[--we so hope they both hold up.]
Anyways the preseason predictions hold--two pennants/Series
in the next three titulars.
The Tiges will catch either the Indians or Yankees;
lower New England or upper Ohio is destined to fall
to the upper midwestern roar.
Just won! the bullpen is in order; a real surge
ensures more hopes than false Patreaus.
As Leyland says, Jeremy may yet pitch in October.
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October 31, 2007
Japanese Aircraft Carrier predicts The Bucks will place
Seventh in The East & win their First Round Series!
2007-2008 Bucks (In order of Importance)
#22 Michael Redd
#6 Andrew Bogut
#25 Mo Williams
#31 Charlie Villanueva
#24 Desmond Mason
#11 Yi Jianlian
#21 Bobby Simmons
#42 Charlie Bell
#50 Dan Gadzuric
#43 Jake Voskul
#34 David Noel
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signed,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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November 9th, 2007 A.D.
Yao Vs. Yi I
Milwaukee Bucks @ Houston Rockets; Friday Night Ruckus
Three blocks in last Tuesday night's victory over Toronto.
--that's the key stat in The Bucks continual search for
a Power Forward.
Will Milwaukee shake this positional 'David & Ann Meyers Curse'?
--the riven image of David powering up a puff put-back
that nubbed a crucial half-foot short.
My book says the future is nearly here...
The Stags to survive long past Deer Hunting Season.
signed,
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December 14th, 2007
Ray Allen is a late scratch, but I was thinking
The Celtics first loss at home might happen tonight.
After the snowstrom, Boston might get buried.
Yi is sharpening up, and Charlie Bell finally beats a pulse.
They are a different team when he is alive.
Signed,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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*********Mo Williams is 25 tonight.
Game # 25 of The Milwaukee Bucks Season December 19th, 2007*******
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January 20th, 2008
'The Pack are cold, but could they get hot?
No, Interception of Brett Farve.'
Oh...doom. Doe in headlights. The odl/old Farve.
Aagh, Charlie Brown.
--
Two bullets can't avoid the doghouse.
Ode To Glory: Fi-fi-foe-fum; the Giants won.
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February 5th, 2008
The Pats filmed the Rams six years ago and lost two nights ago.
Less than perfect, Patriot Act II.
(Left with) the shadows of meaningless dreams which couldn't come true.
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February 6th, 2008
Michael Redd is brave enough to attend 'The 700 Club',
but he'll never be tough enough to be one of The Three Hundred Spartans.
Duane Wade is the only beserker in the NBA.
The One Spartan.
He will wear out; may retain commercial roles...may totally fade.
--
Lebron was always The Iron Pick.
Greg Oden was XXI The World in our pre-draft tarot reading.
Will be a nail.
BookiesHideout.Com suggest spreading futuristic bets at long odds.
Maybe you can sell slices to protect initial investment;
or you may lose your ass.
Bet at your own behest!
prompts
Just Businessman
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Mo Williams is smokeless hot & The Bucks are just two points behind
in the third quarter.
Instant News: Bogut hits a right hand jump hook, takes a charge
and the Bucks can tie it up, Mason does with a pass from Villenueva.
Bogut deliver over Bass: 67-65.
'...'
10:15 PM 1:22 left in third quarter when Gadzurich comes in...
(What will happen, on AM NBA radio.)
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February 7th, 2008 Last night's wrapup: The Bucks were down two,
Bogut's in the post & he gets foulded, but it's 'An NBA Favorite's Turnover'
instead & a Jason Terry layup makes it four.
The Bucks announcer says Bogut was fouled again moments later...but no.
Only fav-vy stars get preferential treatment.
'The refs blow!' as Horrid Little Obligato might say.
Signing off,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
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February 11th, 2008
'The Timid Spartan' not the nick-moniker you'd want!
Michael Redd--that extraneous lower case extra-d that makes him afraid of blood.
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Prudently conserving his 'til traded.
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February 13th, Valentine's Eve, 2008
Holy God! Roger tried to find the seven year old nanny!
Jeez, if he escapes, he's a Texan Drawl OJ.
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I'm disappointed in advance.
Syringes & DNA aren't as sexy as a blow job & a cummy blue dress.
I doubt Roger will be impeached.
Jose stoolied on everyone but Roger.
Hold the line--there really were only 88 Abusers, not a Roger'd 89.
The Congressional Record will show, Clemen's pinstripes
shall never thickly black & white.
Nothing grey is truth.
signed,
Jay Pinstripe
February 29th, 2008
The Milwaukee Bucks Future Prospectus
NBA Tidbits by Japanese Aircraft Carrier
The Milwaukee Bucks pack it in and point toward next year.
At least I hope they lottery will, as some players continue to improve;
others mercifully fade toward the end of misbegotten contracts.
When the trade for Zach Randolph caved it--was nixed by Senator Kolh--
Larry Harris' tenure was marked to close.
Randolph is a divisive talent Kohl did not want him cluttering up Yi & the power forward position;
tho' they would have been able to ditch the disastrous contracts of Dan Gadzuric & Bobby Simmons.
Charlie Bell would have been the only loss; he will prove his worth next year
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Contract Blights:
Simmons gets $10 & $11 Million the next two seasons.
Gadzuric is in for $6, $7 & $7.
Dan, Dan...what to say? He has some talent if he runs & runs & only dunks;
but eventually he slows down to think.
A Dutchman, he wears wooden shoes on his frontal lobe & medulla oblongata;
may have less feel for the game than anyone in the NBA.
He was signed to run with T.J. Ford; but the risk of future injuries and Villanueva's
one game blizzard of threes (and 48 points) at a Bucks home game prompted
Harris to trade TJ for 'The Bald Raptor'.
Numerologically, Bobby Simmons enters a one personal on January 1st, 2009.
There is a very good chance he will get his health, spit & polish & shot back then;
may regain the form that once made him the league's Most Improved Player.
Bogut has almost 100 blocks this year, after getting only 35 last year.
If he can ever consistently hit 12' jump shots and 70% of his FT's,
he may come close to being four-fifths as valuable as Chris Paul & Derron Williams.
Yi can shoot, but lacks the upper body strength to finish the hoop.
Rookie year numbness may have set in...the pressure of The Olympics may be
crushing his freedom and confidence.
If his October 2nd birthday may be believed (never mind the year, 1987 or not),
Yi enters a five personal year on January 1st, 2009.
He should be much looser, much better if he puts The Olympics & much time
in the weight room behind him.
Pray for the right lottery ping pong ball...this team so needs a real fast true point guard.
Mo is a one & a half; Michael Redd lacks grit & guts; but with Bell & Desmond Mason;
a sharp quartet. Ramon Sessions shows promise, but Arizona's Bayless would look sweet
in green.
More Bucks soon...
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NBA bits: Jason Kidd is too slow for the West; Devin Harris was a much better fit.
New Jersey made a great trade.
Miami was so lucky to ditch Shaq & the two atrocious years left on his contract.
Steve Nash's strength of blitzing offense has been hampered by another slowness;
exposes his own defensive faults.
The Lakers always get the best free agents & most gullible trade partners.
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Now that GM Larry Harris' lame duck session is coming to a close;
Milky Potpourri has advised me this Leap Day, that she is offering her mystical expertise
to The Milwaukee Bucks, with regard to The Draft, Trades & Contracts.
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March First, 2008
The Bucks are taking on The Spurs again tonight. Mo is 5-5 to spark a 37-34 lead.
I think they can win...not have to toss in the 'body fodder', third string by the middle
of the fourth quarter.
With Mason jumping again, his trashy jump hook & hustle, Redd & Mo can be
explosive; if Charlie Bell quartets.
A very outside shot at squeaking the 7th or 8th slot if they can just--go.
I think they can not make it unless they win tonight.
Simmons can sit in a corner & make threes. Backs to backs to get 'em up 37-31.
Signing off,
Japanese
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March Second, 2008
How nice, a close loss sticking us closer to a sweet lottery slot.
How fitting, Mo bitches about getting fouded by Tony Parker;
tit for tat fouls & gets kicked out after two T's.
It is a star's league.
Bogut continues to impress; actually did well against an athletic center,
Marcus Camby, the last time they were in Denver.
--Japanese
P.S. Possibility: Yi may have hit the wall; it's not like Villanueva has earned
& locked in starting time.
After Yao's injury; is China requesting that Yi be kept fresh?
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March 10th, 2008
So go the Bucks; happily, at the end of the season they are the niggling masters
of tiny injuries. Without Mo yesterday, they didn't have the firepower to go.
With Bogut bored and slow & out-athleticed by Dalamert, the loss to The 76ers
was an appropriate given. Yay!
Once they can not make the playoffs, it is so much fun to imagine the ping pong balls
--it makes March Madness so much better, guessing which college player they'll get.
It would only take one...
signed,
Japanese Aircraft Carrier (eternal optimist)
P.S.: NCAA Basketball Notes
We love the Pac-10. Especially the dark horse USC. They will get 7 teams;
go 6-1 in the opening round.
Second dark horse? --now that Nic Wise is back, Arizona very well could make the Sweet Sixteen.
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March 16th, 2008
Arizona will beat West Virginia & Duke before losing to Xavier who loses to UCLA.
Oregon will win vs. Mississippi State, lose to Memphis.
Stanford crunchs a couple of teams--the second Marquette, we guess...
future matchs too nebulous to tell at this moment.
Washington State beats Winthrop & loses to Notre Dame on one too many three.
USC smashs Kansas State in the best neo-talent matchup; then does Wisconsin.
It seems obvious that Georgetown is their next victim.
Kansas the next to fall.
Then they do North Carolina.
UCLA sweeps on past BYU & Drake to Xavier.
USC cross towns rival, for The Championship.
8:05 PM 3/16/08 A.D.
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Arizona State pretty much sorta got screwed truly.
They didn't get the calls during the season & the...RPI'ed.
In the Pac-10, it's just like the NBA, favorites get the call.
Tonight's Credo: I, Japanese Aircraft Carrier, believe Billy Packer is the most
annoying ACC apologist.
--no way Duke ever beat Arizona that last century ago.
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March 23rd, 2008 Easter Sunday
Spider Blues switchs over from music to opine:
Hail Puke, glad you lost yesterday, wish it'd been Belmont.
Maybe North Carolina will go down today.
--which brings me to Tyler Hansbro--is doomed to be a Bobby Hurley;
an ACC great who won't NBA translate.
He is the perfect 2nd round pick for anyone who wants a long term #10 slot on the bench
who hustles, shows a white face and does good children's charity within the community.
No doubt Charlotte will make him their #1 lottery pick.
P.S.: Michael Jordan should stick to huckstering underwear.
--so says,
Spider Blues
()()()
March 27th, 2008 Spider reprises.
'Sorry I spelled his name wrong. Hansbrough looks cupid bullish china doll.
Is he wearing rouge on his All-American cheekbones, made up by some cheerleader;
or is that the O-pher Blush near the end of the first half.
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Quite a resume for a blueblood Junior.
Doesn't he totally have to go pro--at the extent of his peak in the near todays.
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Joe Alexander: the all time Xavier victory-over-ever hero: until he misses the
back end of a abucket-tying freethrown.
Still, it's overtime, and starts now: 9:26 PM
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March 28th, 2008
Squeezable cute--how sweet is that boy, I wanna cuddle him.
He zips precision passes; wish he'd make one at me.
--Japanese
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HORRID LITTLE OBLIGATO
March 29th, 2008
UCLA 62 Xavier 57
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Louisville 80 North Carolina 77
()--bookieshideout.com--()
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Makes his season predictions today: 'I can't wait for the real (Monday) Season to start!'
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Of course, The Tiges win it all over The Diamondbacks,
after taking out The Angels in the Primaries, The Indians in The American League finals.
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West: Angels Central: Tiges or Indians East: Red Sox
Wild Card: Tiges or Indians
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West: Diamondbacks Central: Cubs East: Phillies
Wild Card: Dodgers
[Cubs beat Dodgers; then Diamondbacks]
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Tiger Notes: Too bad Curtis Granderson won't get a full season;
fun to have seen him go for a record number of triples...
#28 Birthday: 3/16/1981
Miguel Cabrera Triple Crowns once in the next three years.
#24 Birthday: 4/18/1983
Rick Porcello will sky within a year & a half.
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North Carolina vs. Louisville
9:30 PM Gee, all of a sudden North Carolina goes on a run and it's if everyone is a
thoroughbred; their chests bigger, spines more erect and they're all more swiftly ebony,
rushing to the score; ever-always attacking the basket.
--so fst you think the most-recent slaves have just been freed before two many generations of
breeding with their master-mens.
Just then when you are so truly believing in Soft Blue Carolina's genetic invincibility
--you can't find wood, so you knock on the hollow echo of Jimmy The Greek's Soul;
then superstitiously discounting any vestigal race relations belief;
in Bill Clinton's petty Jesse Jackson South Carolina Primary post-statements;
you hit a three, but the lightest black on North Carolina answers with his three.
-
9:39 PM Then Ellington is dialed out of bounds spectacularly for a second time &, drive foiled,
you are ready to believe again.
Louisville hits a three to make
21-14 & Pagett's fast soft hands are suddenly stealing that point guard's thrust,
& his spiffy pass is assisting, as it keeps a'happen-ing.
-
Later cream white and powder blue swooping score returns cardinal hopes to doubt.
It's 37-28 but you think Hansborough's foul helps Louis to close;
you red fan choice is right on track,
--the next time your uniformed team scores
will make it oh so close.
Sports.
10:29 PM 'Quicker to the ball...' says the announcer, and they are.
It's a two point game...!
And now it's one, 'til three by #50!
I hope, go red.
(The dude commercials are so perfectly toned.)
___
Earl Clark can't one to tie; then does. NC travels. Louis travels.
A low post score by Tyler unties at 59.
Pagett o-o-b or travelled; the game is so far past Dick Enberg's ancient tongue.
I like the tones, but the swift head is gone...don't retire/get fired like Ernie Harwell tho'.
Die at your post.
--
10:44 PM Kinetic boy Hansbrough over the backs, then karate hacks Pagett twice,
but Green gets a nebulous foul.
All-Americans get NBA calls.
10:53 PM 68-64 the Cards down. I'm a Democrat & Daniel Innoye is my
patron saint, but go beaky red over blue.!
Oh, Lawson threes it up to seven. Smith misses...is it over.
Earl Clark, taken away...agh, oh! 10 seconds on the shot clock; Clark blocked.
Can't stand this--going to bed.
No, the sophmore Clark scores; only five, I'll stay up.
No, time out.
Goodnight.
I had to watch. Rats, it's over. I thought Kevin Love was three times a better pro
prospect than Hansbrough.
D'rn buggar-hustler. Still know Love is twice a Hansbrough.
One minute to go--goodbyes to 59.
'night.
--Japanese
--
Noe Immortal
March 30th, 2008
Memphis 76 Texas 66
Memphis is already up 17-8 by the time this is typed to press/upload.
Was going Memphis anyway.
Truly,
The Kids @ Bookies Hideout
Davidson 64 Kansas 63
()()
This is your girl-lady editor Japanese Aircraft Carrier:
7:35 PM EST 'Little Stephan knows how to shoot; was beginning to wonder after that 0-5 start.
That three makes it 51-47 Davidson.
He can shoot---rather cream.
He is the kind of boy you could bring home to your Mother;
introduce to your stuffed animals in the bedroom.
--
Oh, it's 6:56 PM & it's Davidson down 56-53. ______ left.
-
The commercial's over and 'Big Stephan' hits one.
6)_ - 6__ Davidson for the final victory.
Look how beautiful his Mom is in the stands; Dad with kind of a weak chin,
but also a shooter.
When I hook up with Stepan Curry--we'll make good babies.
_
Well, that was just imagination, the good but homely Kahn is at the free throw line
and no Davidson men have hit the basket lately.
A free throw makes it 53 to 57 & now, oh, Little Stephan misses the three
that would've brought 'em to within a point.
And another.
--
59-53 with less than a minute; but at the free throw. No; I'm turning off the commercial.
7:07PM Turning that TV off!
-
Oh, well, there's others...boy's men who will be playing next weekend.
I'll be looking over those final four number one rosters.
So long, we would've been one.
_
'Shock no!'
Little Stepan comes up big with a three 57-59 54.5 seconds.
Off the front rim no, with 16.8 to go: 59-57.
Time Out.
__
Who will shoot? Oh no, Richards shoot, too far, not close...why did he give up the ball.
-
March 31st, 2008
'Ode To Little Stephan Curry'
sits there dice snow
whites of her eyes
always alone
bookmarker without a page
pebble in a stone
a haiku by Japanese Aircraft Carrier
[That's how I feel. --after all, he was was almost my boyfriend.]
[It used to be called 'So' but I renamed it.]
[Well, I know it's not a real haiku, but almost.]
--it's The Last Day of March!
--Yay, Opening Day. 'The Heart of Venezuela' is hot, with four-five-six in The Tiger's Order
coming through with four hits in the first six at bats.
Magglio's chucked out at home tho', Tiges only up 1-0 after three at Comiskey.
--
And now it's 2-0 with two out and Magglio up in the bottom of four!
Twos are wild. Out.
Not this time, but boy those Venezuelans can rake!
-
2:32 PM We're watching the game & Kismet Mortal just yelled at me,
'--watch out, in case Dick Cheney invades your boys for oil.'
-
Miguel Cabrera is up for his third ab, and now Kismet's telling me it's a good thing I didn't
name 'em 'The Venezuelan Strong Boys' which would only encourage 'The Dick' more.
-
2:38 PM Miguel's first hit & home run!! 3-0 w/ Justin Verlander having 6 strikeouts!
--Jay Pinstripe
--
April Fools, 2008
Glad The Yankees won their last opening game at Yankee Stadium
--big kudos vs. Roy Halladay, 3-2.
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The Yanks, after The Tiges, my distant second favorite team.
--Jay Pinstripe
________
Shadow Beautymark
April 5th, 2008
Tough choices...so close, we think they'll be.
UCLA 63 Memphis 61
North Carolina 68 Kansas 56
--
I, Spindly Elm, got to be the final chooser today...
April 7, 2008 A.D.
Rose played himself down to the second spot of the draft in the first half.
Will he number one.
16-16 with Memphis in the 38-37 lead; Joey gets third foul.
almost tied with 13:59 left; but no on two FT's.
--
'Off the rim & off the glass...
again, off the roll off the rim,' says Jim Nance.
'What Kansas could do from the outside....' Billy Packer.
'In the books with a a basket..''
43-42 Kansas.
()
--
--we decided on Memphis 70-62 this morning.
BookiesHideout.Com
________
Rose dagger hearts toppest of key, two point lead.
Drafting half & one...almost under eight minutes.
Commercial timeout.
__
Corner Chips totally approves of the intensity--tonights game.
Rose just curled in that two & it's new #23 making it 53-47.
Free throw makes 54, knockin' on championship's door.
But then knifing short darkness quick Kansas up by two more & it's 54-49.
Petal Roses' desperation shot clock bank in & doors close on mythos Michael Jordan...
the new ^23. 11:10 PM 4/7/2008 A.D.
[]
--unless Kansas comes up with a Second Act North Carolina reminiscent
of almost 28 to 4 two days ago.
[]
So Rose's three was a two; locked into seven points down w/ 3:36 PM & we've/got
Rhianna blasting '--acting naughty.' on the victory radio.
Rose rims out, big save to big save rose to another Memphis, & # 0 puts
it out of JayHawks reach.
Play keep away, Bill Sells approach & decorum that will not get Dorothy out of Iraq.
-- \
Yay, I love sports.
-
It can be fun.
I am the lucky guest editor who gets to cover tonight's game.
Mari Chalmers just pulled Kansas to within four w/ a foul w/ 1:14.
The time ran out on Iraq the moment we went in;
so, like General Odom said three years ago, it's time to get out.
-
Thier grafting politics will never have a clue.
Ours are lobbied; so the price of oil.
- -
Memphis has the ball up two at 11:24 PM April 2008.
[]
Holly=holy wow; beyond true dreams; snuffs & wipeouts & time to get out of Iraq.
I am Kismet Mortal.
--Good Night from The Alamo
-
I am tonight's editorial sports guest.
a final shot 60-53 it now with less than two minutes; so I pause to update.
__
Holy sixty=threes; it's even; desperation heave is not immortal.
Overtime between Romeo & Juliet.
--
A late surge keeps victory open if you're Kansas;
the Eve Of Petaeus Tornado;
Dorothy reports to the Senate in Black & White;
I'm afraid of tomorrow.
Official testimonial wrack with rack & ruin.
--
Into overime it goes. Tip to Tigers: JayHawk basket steal.
America & Memphis time out on the three day heels of Martin Luther's
assassination.
--
I think it's karmicly important that we resolve all directions in the MidEast:
not just North, West, East & South...
when we divining rod oil.
-
-
Our precious economy should not usurp war; rats, Memphis is behind by four.
Kansas ball...under three in OT.
Keep away...the militia hides til we must go seek; outer fates & destinies.
Oh, 69-63 with 2:29 left.
The MidEast may be insolvable.
=
Now only down three with just under one minute left.
The choices...
Beasley or Rose.
Beasley-Rose.
.
Draft Choices One & A.
.
Our Armies & Petals running out of options.
.
Obviously Obama crushes (shoulda 8 years ago) McCain.
--that shadow of Reagan-Goldwater.
.
Oh, the games over & we lost;
couldn't cover it at BookiesHideout.Com
09
Goodnight.
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April 18th, 2008
Early tre-eye insight by me, Japanese Aircraft Carrier:
Andrew Bogut wants teamers with nads: Scott Skiles a lock to be hired within
36 hours; twinkie housecleaning to ensue starting with 'Pinky-Redd & Snowcone Villanueva'.
Keepers: Bogut locked up long-term; Desmond Mason & Ramon Sessions.
Charlie Bell will be back with bounce and focus.
Yi has upside and marketing scope of magnificence; must be kept for buzz & $'s:
will have a better year as a depressurized sophmore.
()
May 2nd, 2008
Curtis Granderson clinched the MVP of The American League in the day before he
returned to the end of April.
**You know it stars ascendent: should of portfolio-bet when they were 0-7.
Curtis & The Heart Of Venezuela keeps the band alive.
--Jay Pinstripe
o
May 31st, 2008 A.D.
Stanley Cup finals Game Four: The Last Day Of May
Red Wings @ Penguins
'--holy gorgeous, that first goal.' Gonseur?
Before the first commercial, score wing ties. Lazer ream.'
Drake is a tough guy from Northern Michigan University,
the ultimate scrappy veteran that's earned his many year.P.S.: '
Drake, Dallas: Born many years ago. One of Michigan's Truest Sons; toughened by residence.
--
Bookies Hideout . Com is '---bullish on the future of the NHL.'
I await Montreal's return; heightened glories.
---Sombrero Guy
''
'Holy skilled, in my old dottge, I do enjoy hockey in these later years.
Tonight's game most exraordinary.'
signed,
Shadow Beatuymark
--native of India
[]
'--how interesting, a Michigan Tech graduate got his stick on the puck,
near the end of the second period.
It's tied, going into the final third.
Three periods per game.'
[]
Shadow Beautymark
The Blue Aging Mati Hari Flower
oooooooooooooooo
Superhero Profile: Referred Shadows
Someone
June 15th, Father'sDay 08
][
'Why should the hand be part of the ball?
-
--why are superstars afforded preference over raw rookies.'
[
The NBA is so unBrad Doherty.
Cleveland couldn't win without God on their team.
--you know the official referees are more buttoned to the vest now.
The stole Sarcamento to L.A. Can't do it to two...Boston too Global to slip under California's UnOfficial Popular Curse.
So opines Teddy Badlands.
[]
June 26th, 2008
The 2008 NBA Mock Draft
1) Chicago Bulls: Derrick Rose (Obviously--it's a point guard world.)
2) Miami Heat: Michael Beasley ? Tweeny as Ashley Tisdale?
3) Minnesota Timberwolves: O. J. Mayo [Canned Tomatoes? or Fresh?]
4) Seattle Supersonics: Jerryd Bayless (Can he true point aierdale? scruffy beagle hound who only scores?)
5) Memphis Grizzlies: Kevin Love, whom they like a lot. [Can't run, but plays--white fans!]
6) New York Knicks: Danlo Gallnari (International UpSide)
7) Los Angeles Clippers: Eric Gordon
8) Milwaukee Bucks: Joe Alexander as choosen by Milky Potpourri*
Russel Westbrook is preferred by Japanese Aircraft Carrier
Anthony Randolph is favored by Spindly Elm
* Joe's birthday is 12/26/1986. He fits today & tomorrow; a long term tough small forward nail.
Spindly Elm
July 24th, 2008
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*
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[
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--wishes to say
Milky Potpourri told him to bet on The Tiges over The Mets when they were both 44-44
about two weeks ago.
' '
Overall Total states the condition of World Series victory
'--via BookiesHideout.Com, Milky P advises putting:
a bit of your mostly metallic depression-crushing portfolio for this bet.'
][
Sable Ice thinks:
'Brett Farve is a primma donna. --dump the bitch!.! for a second roudn draft choice.'
()
July 30th, 2008
PivotGame # 1...
Indians at the corner, two out in the ninth...Rodney is laboring vs. Sizemore.
Intentional walk the first pitch 15 feet beyond the plate.
...
Extra Innings: 9 wild & wacky endings, and we are tied with nine.'
:::
Seed Notions...
offers an opinion on the Pudge for Farnsworth trade:
'--it gives Inge a catching chance.'
oo
ADD EGG & OIL
Of The First: One World Apocalypse Ball
[]
Scuttlebutt Rumour assumes you know, the final scores...
:::::::
Tigers @ Indians: Into 11th, will it make 12th still ties at twelve.?
[
If the Tigers can make it to the 12th, Miguel lead off. Will win it.
[We're signing off...12:05 is the PM start of tomorrows ball game.]
Ouch, Cabrera just out by plenty on Granderson's throw: 8-4.
Top of the order Grady Sizemore at 11:49 PM
--goodbye for tonight.
)(
August 12th, 2008
--a Jay Pinstripe byline [w/ guest opinions]
...
'--oh for the bygone joy of one game's play by play. It seems now, for sure,
a season wasted; Detroit's Tigers.'
--that's all for now: J.
[Guest opinions ensue...on lyesterday's Olympic Highlight: 'The Frolick In The Rain']
Chipshot Limber: 'Swing it girls!' 'Make the low ground.'
-----
Horrid Little Obligato: 'Neato, they have tiny mannish nipples tho'.
---
Hittite Permission: 'Beach volleyball was not made for rain. Indecent-exposure-lust-&-sin.
Such women should be made to wear burkhas & one-piece wool suits.'
[]
August 14th, 2008
'Never trade away YoungPitchers for old ShortStops.'
--Jay Pinstripe reporting post season, Detroit Tigers 2008
[Zumaya on the rehab rocks; Sheffield desperate to be shipped out...]
Pennant Epitaph/Hopes Untrue: 'Left with the shadows of dreams which could never be.'
[]
October 23rd, 2008 A.D.
()
*
Fiord Spoon has collected a few spoken notes from her friends:
1) 'Brett, Brettbrett sayitain'tso--black sox of dirty linen; spite-in' w/ Matt Million,
the UnPaper Lion.'
-
2) 'Brett Farve, the petty fool. Tres vain. So desperate, to Main, The Man.
Jesus wasn't crucified upon ephedemines.
The Cross is more than half of a throwers arms.
Earth must be rooted in integrity.
*
3) 'Thank's for being Tinker Bell baby primma Donna; punk boyfriend.
You screwed the pooch & the icy--the city of Green Bay & histories.
Glad the Raiders kicked your heinies a few days ago.'
*
4) '--Tail Gate that Bart, 'er brettttt...or Zerke Bratkowski, or Chestre Marcol.
Punt off. Fall off a roof like Zeke, but not on my insurance dollar!'
*
5 ) 'Jerry Kramer wouldn't've pulled left guard for you...'
-
[]
Saturday, January 24th, 2009 A. D.
Apples Duewise proposes: The Best Skaters
.That Was Impressive', says the lady sports announcer.
Cziny takes the ice. It is real...
)(
Oh, the last, prettiest brunette fluffs twice.
A Grande Competition.
)(
)(
Monday, April 6th, 2009 A.D.
Japanese Aircraft Carrier
--thinks Kalin Lucas will kick Ty Lawson's heinie; MSU champions
befitting 300 Spartans.
)(
Jay Pinstripe
...promises that the Tigers will not come in 4th or 5th in The Central Division
of The American League, but that these same Tiges will
Win The World Series
this self-same year w/ Miguel Cabrera
the AL & World Series MVP.
The Heart Of Venezuela will spearhead Northern Victories;
October Vanquishings.
()()()
June 7th, 2009 A.C.
The Laker's Reign ends with Rashard Lewis over Bald Odom.
certified by Japanese Aircraft Carrier shortly afer 10:00 PM.
**
Torkulu nails the coffin Lewis built. 10:34 PM.
***
Age Adieu
'--would like to bid Koby goodbye.'
*
'Such histrionics. Whiny bastard. I hate his guts.'
signed,
Killowatts Hurt
**
'Overtime at tied. Ten times the replay shows Turkolu smoked the actor Kobe.'
***
Oui Acquiese
wishes to say, 'I think Kobe is neo-rapist cute. Reformed, I want him to win.
I want Michael Vick to quarterback me.
:::
'Acting pretend--bitch, whine, cry. Eat shit Jack Fisher.'
*
****
'OT opens at most karmic of 88's. Dwight stripped.
'Torkulu traumaed. Yay!'
Magnus Pages
'--I approve of the referees. The Home Town deserves the advantage.
L.A. is bigger than DisneyLand II.'
____
Similie Thimbles
'--it only takes two or a few calls. Tone set like clockwork.
--that half extra-step for the commercial superstars.
The up & comers earn the call with their next Nike contract.
It's 10:55 PM & Gasol scores & is fouled; suddenly a 7 game series is decisively over.'
*'I'm too young to have an opinion, or name.'*
*